Afroman is an American Hero

Man, first I'm pretty sure the secret to a happy relationship is finding someone who wants you as badly as that sheriff deputy wanted that lemon pound cake. Bro put his gun down for that cake. Bro probably would've put down his life for that cake. They didn't even get high. If they had they might've busted into a bag of Doritos instead of bro's house.

Seriously though, first amendment is no joke. We don't want this shit to be like Great Britland where your speech is restricted. Gotta be careful about what you say there even if it's true. Fuck that. I wouldn't last 15 minutes in an environment like that. My dumbass would start saying something that's true, offend someone, and get arrested or probably even executed with the way I run my mouth.

Man, I remember when he came out with Because I Got High. I was a paper delivery boy and that cd cost a good portion of my monthly check, but shit it was worth it. Especially it went on to support an American hero.

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anonymous Political March 20, 2026 at 2:21 pm 0 0