what the fuck?!

I crave tires and automotive smells. that shit smells good. I imagine a tire would taste good and be cold going down with all the juices. I googled tires safe for humans and found some retard "sensory" bullshit on a school nursing supply website. A tire shaped bracelet that is safe to chew on, for ages 10+ What the fuck?!

Like I'm not some retard whose got to wear headphones like all mollycoddled social outcasts do these days. I am somehow a functioning adult despite all of the abuse and neglect I went through growing up. My cravings for auto shit isn't like something on My Strange Addiction. I just like the smell of tires and crave it. I'd like a tire that's safe to chew on. I love that smell. I also fixate on air fresheners in the car because the house I grew up in always smelled like shit.

If anyone should be tarding out and chimping out it should be me, yet I'm not. No reason in the world a fucking high school aged kid should be walking around with a damn bracelet they can chew on like a teething baby. I wanted something like a human safe tire dog toy, where I could just chew on the shit and enjoy it. Not something that would be social suicide to wear in public. That's the thing about all of these social retards I see out in public. They dress and act in a way that is total social suicide, and then act all surprised Pikachu and blame everyone else for being an outcast. No, it's you being a shitty person and blaming everyone but yourself. Pitiful someone who grew up as isolated as me sees it this way and is not nearly as socially retarded as these kids coming up now who have everything that I didn't.

But yeah. I'd like a safe tire to chew on that isn't some fake one for retarded people. schoolnursesupplyinc is the website. Where do they come up with this shit?

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anonymous Other October 18, 2026 at 9:13 am 0 0