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Trash checklist

I can't stand the self-righteous stupid shit people around me do. It's all trashy and retarded and they act like you're a freak if you don't do it too.

Drinking overpriced placebo ass energy drinks. Like your out of shape ass needs that to sit around.

Self rightous about playing video games. Fucking Call of Duty hasn't been good in like 15 years. You're a manbaby if you're still trying to relive that haydey and drink nothing but Mountain Dew and eat pizza roles as you're playing.

Tattoos. You can't fucking tell me these ugly ass designs or scribbles you get on yourself mean anything or are tasteful. If it's in honor of someone that is valid, but for 99% it isn't. It's just some ugly, shitty design that you paid hundreds of dollars to permanently get etched on your skin while probably drunk or high. Good luck getting a job with that shit on your forearm.

Drinking. Always going on about boozing and breathing on people with that shit breath alcoholics tend to have. Drinking isn't fucking cool. It's expensive and detrimental to your health. I don't care if you're a teenager or a middle aged adult pretending to be one, you're fucking stupid if you do the shit. Nothing cool about it and how your insecure asses talk about it like it's a personality type.

Talking about smut. God, do I fucking hate this. My adult coworkers going on about who they have crushes on. These weak ass effiminate guys friendzoning the fuck out of themselves with coworkers, and then saying to the other guys how they're gonna get the girl's Snapchat, or how they're sending baby pictures of themselves to the girl's Snapchat. YOURE GROWN ADULTS. TOO OLD FOR SNAPCHAT. AND HOW THE FUCK IS THAT GOING TO GET SOMEONE TO GO OUT WITH YOU!?!??!!?? They never end up asking anyone out of making a move, and never stop talking about it like they've got a chance. This, in between the sexual remarks. These retards try to talk the way people do on shitty, braindead sitcoms like Two and a Half Men and That 70s Show. I can't stand how retards think life is like a TV show.

Shitty music. I can't stand them playing their shit. Always some mumble rap, where the black guy is just talking as a shitty beat is playing. Or the trashy female rapper who does that Nicki Minaj style whine and it's always like "My pussy my money my home my honey."
anonymous Other April 01, 2025 at 2:38 pm 4
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People saying lack of empathy while telling the OP what an inhumane loser they are. I bet you these commentors live off McDonald's and Chick Fil-a and have probably already downed a South Comfort 70 today.
anonymous 1 day ago
And I bet the OP watches Golden Girls and eats rice cakes.
anonymous 1 day ago
THERE WILL ALWAYS BE PEOPLE THAT DISAGREE WITH YOU. YOU ARE DOOMED TO SEETHE IN YOUR OWN HATRED FOREVER FRANCIS. MAYBE IT BURN YOU LIKE THE BILE OF YOUR STOMACH ACID. LET EVERY SINGLE PERSON REMIND YOU THAT YOU ARE UNABLE TO EXPERIENCE HAPPINESS FOR THE REST OF YOUR SKIDMARK STAINED LIFE.
anonymous 1 day ago
AND MAY YOU NEVER TURN CAPS LOCK OFF AND CONTINUE TO TELL RANDOM STRANGERS HOW THEY SHOULD GO TO HELL, WHILE IN THE NEXT BREATH TELLING THEM TO NOT BE JUDGMENTAL AND LET OTHERS BE. ARE YOUR MID-DAY HOT POCKETS READY? ARE THEY PEPPERONI OR CHEESE, BECAUSE I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE THE GOOD ONES LIKE HAM AND CHEESE.
anonymous 1 day ago
NOBODY WITH HALF A BRAIN CELL EATS MCDONALD'S ANYMORE BECAUSE THEY MIGHT AS WELL BE EATING PLASTIC.

CHICKEN FILLED ASSHOLES IS WHERE ASSHOLE REPUBLICANS GET CHICKEN THAT HAS BEEN DEEP FRIED IN THEIR OWN HAIR GREASE

SOUTHERN COMFORT IS SWILL ONLY FIT FOR COLLEGE DORM PARTIES.
anonymous 1 day ago
WHO BROUGHT UP MCDONALDS BUT YOU. WAY TO TRY TO PROVE A POINT THAT GOES NOWHERE.

OH SHIT. NEW PARAGRAPHS NOW INSTEAD OF A BIG TETRIS BLOCK OF TEXT. RANDOM POLITICAL BULLSHIT. OOH NOES.

OOH BURN. HOW ABOUT SOUTHERN COMFORT IS ONLY FIT FOR RETARDS, BECAUSE IT IS. DRINKING IS FOR RETARDS.
ooh burn 1 day ago
YOU'RE NOT A RANDOM STRANGER. YOUR HATE FILLED POSTS ARE ALWAYS OBVIOUS AF. I DON'T SEE ONE MENTION OF HELL IN THIS POST. BUT BIBLE THUMPERS THREATEN PEOPLE THEY'LL GO TO HELL FOR NOT BOWING DOWN TO SKY DADDY
anonymous 1 day ago
ARE YOU THAT PERSON WHO RANDOMLY THINKS EVERYONE IS THIS PERSON NAMED FRANCIS. WHO IS FRANCIS!????!?!? THE BROTHER FROM MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE? LIKE I DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW YOU OR WHOEVER YOU CLAIM I AM. MAYBE PEOPLE JUST GET ON HERE TO VENT ABOUT THINGS THAT ANNOY THEM.
anonymous 1 day ago
YOU BROUGHT IT UP OR DOES YOUR GOLDFISH MEMORY ALREADY FORGET ABOUT YOUR COMMENT ABOVE? YOU LOVE IT OR YOU WOULDN'T SEEK IT OUT SO MUCH. YIKES DID YOU JUST USE A SLUR??? YOUR MOMMY TAUGHT YOU NO MANNERS. THREE SPANKS TO THE BUM AND A WASHING OF YOUR MOUTH WITH SOAP FOR ALL THOSE TERRIBLE SLURS. SO YOU CALLING PEOPLE TOXIC IS JUST A PROJECTION. ARE YOU GOING TO JOIN MUSK'S DOGGY POLICE FORCE AND TELL RANDOM PEOPLE WHEN THEY CAN AND CAN'T USE THE BATHROOM. DRINKING IN MODERATION IS FINE IN THE RIGHT TIME AND PLACE. DRINKING TO EXCESS IS DUMB. YOU SHOULD KNOW. YOU DRANK YOURSELF STRAIGHT OFF A CHAIR ON A STREAM
anonymous 1 day ago
WHAT WORD WAS A "SLUR" TELL ME WITH YOUR THIN SKIN REDDITOR SENSIBILITIES WHERE EVERYTHING HAS TO BE SPUN INTO SOMETHING ITS NOT. SO, TELL ME WHAT WAS A "SLUR" DO YOU THINK MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE IS A SLUR???? IF SO THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS. YOU'RE STILL NOT REFUTING ANYTHING THAT WAS SAID. WHO IS FRANCIS????????? THEN BRINGING UP ELON MUSK TO DERAIL THE CONVERSATION FURTHER. HERES A FART BEFORE I GO FARRRRTTT
anonymous 1 day ago
I get tattoos so I don't have to donate blood. My blood is rare and in need too. Fuck everyone else, maybe they should be more careful and not have diseases. No one getting my tattoo blood. Fuck the kids that need it to. Try getting better genetics kids

Btw, you sound miserable and I hope not married.
LoL 1 day ago
One day soon all will end as the Master and his grate plan promises and as the prophecies command. The roaring horns herald the wonderful end times a coming in......
anonymous 1 day ago
Chick-fil-A is nasty. There are far better restaurants than them and any fast food place.
If you eat chick fil A you like eating jizzed assholes
anonymous 1 day ago
Malcolm in the Middle needs to be added to the list of unacceptable hate speech.
Lois 1 day ago
Mal CUM in the middle. Sounds like a bad porno title.
anonymous 24 hours ago
HEY RAD DUDE YOU LIKE TEENAGE MUTAT NINJA TURTLES, DUDE? YOU ARE A RAD DUDE AND GNARLY TO THE MAX, DUDE!
I own you 15 hours ago
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anonymous 15 hours ago
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