The future: Retard Addition

20ish years into the future. I'm now close to the age that my neighbors were when they had their little hellspawn who screams like Dewey on Malcolm in the Middle and has an insufferably whiny voice like Calliou.

With the singles market and dating in general being how it is, I'll likely still be single. My working life will be okay, and I'll probably still be at the job I'm at. Since I don't burn through money, I'll be living comfortably and will hopefully have some money saved. Will probably take trips to Disney World now and then. Basically a quiet, albeit lonely existence.

I'll be doing like I do now. Cooking, TV, puzzle, reading, 988, anything and I'll hear it. My fucking neighbors going at it. Calliou brat yelling his head off, only now he'd be around 20. His parents will be around their 70s. It'll be worse since he'll now be bigger than them and you'd now have decades more of their coddling and enabling which will have ruined him further.

So, me and my neighbors will be the quiet stable good people we are, and this fucking brat and his shit parents will be making it hard on us.

No way these people start acting like parents, and it's doubtful I'm going to meet anyone at whatever sad singles events I go to over the next 20 years. But hey, I'll get to see Epcot.

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Educated Guess Hotline Funny October 23, 2026 at 9:17 am 0 0