the boy from Jurassic Park

He annoys the fuck out of me. He's like Sean Astin in that he was likable on the one movie they are best known for, but are just insufferable cunts on everything else and seem that way IRL.

He made a video about Sam Neil's death, and it's just "me me me me me me me me me me. I. I. I. I. I. I." So much so that I had to turn it off. His face turned red for .5 seconds before going back on about himself. Ugh.

I can't stand him anymore. The boy was also on this shitty Meril Streep, Kevin Bacon movie called The River Wild. He played a horrible brat on there and Kevin Bacon smacks him in the face. As a younger adult, he was on The Social Network as one of the guys in Marc's dorm, the one who said "Uardo" when Eduardo came into the house and saw how Sean Parker had taken over.

Just an obnoxious cunt with a very punchable face. His me me me "tribute" to Dr. Grant only makes me think less of him.

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anonymous Other July 13, 2026 at 7:41 pm 0 0