The Bear

I bet you don't know what the fuck this show is. Good, if you don't. It's a show that was basically intended to be one off, but somehow got popular enough for more seasons. The dude had a shit family life, attempted to run away by being a chef, and then it caused more problems because people in fancy kitchens are psychos. It actually made for an enjoyable show at first. Then it got worse.

I won't watch any more seasons because it became misery porn. Nothing but characters sobbing about their troubled lives, while in a kitchen of a restaurant. Lots of drawn out shots of food thrown in between.

Here are things that piss me off about the show that I can't say anywhere else because I have no friends, and no one else seems to have watched the show as far as I did.

The guy named Richie whose an alcoholic smartass annoys me. Go to AA junkie.

That freckly faced mexican woman on there is a cunt. She was pushed out of her former job and struggled, yet on an early episode sabotaged this nice young woman who was working her ass off. Fuck her. Maybe you wouldn't be poor if you didn't marry some bellman at 19 you bitch.

Every season now is the same. "Restaurant's closing....UNLESSSS you meet this deadline" Deadline is barely met. Now another deadline. The end.

That blonde girl is an idiot. She babies this fat, ugly, unfunny slob whose older than her. She always babytalks him and calls him "sweetie" and "baby" and "hun" and shit. It's creepy and offputting. Her husband is such a bitch, she is probably fucking the fatass I guess.

Jamie Lee Curtis plays a psycho bitch on the show. An actual (at first) depiction of a narcissistic monster of a parent. They ruined it on the most recent season by trying to make her into a pity case. I would dare any writer of the show who thought this was necessary to put themselves in a position where they must be dependent to a narcissistic monster and see just how much sympathy they really deserve.

The pop culture references are obnoxious as hell. "OMG HEZ GOT AN ALIEN POSTER" Wow. He has a poster of basic bitch cinema. Oh, a poster of Jumpin Jack Flash, no one remembers that movie! It's like this show is made now to appeal to retards on Reddit.

Rob Reiner had a character. Now that he's dead I don't know what the fuck they're going to do about that. It seemed like the character was supposed potentially fuck over the people he was working with. Who knows. Who cares?

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anonymous Other February 09, 2026 at 9:42 pm 0 0