Adult Halloween party at my friends house. He was dressed as spongebob. He goes and gets a stick of margarine and wrapped it and held it where his pecker would go. He walked up to his drink girlfriend who saw and without any hesitation drops to her knees and gets a big ol bite of butter. Spits it out afterward. I think she thought she was doing some Angelina Jolie shit as she was doing it.
Anyway, she and him broke up later on. She fucked around with some really ugly guy and pissed in my friends bed. She had yellow fever.
anonymousFunny June 29, 2026 at 7:27 pm10
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