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Sir I need you to unlock your phone

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Sir I need you to unlock your phone

"Sir, I need you to unlock your phone"

"It's locked through biometrics and I need to use the finger print reader but..."

"Sir, I need you to unlock your phone, now."

"..that's the thing, I use..."

"Sir, I INSIST that you unlock your phone, IMMEDIATELY!"

"Um, Ok.." (begins unzipping pants)

"Sir, what are you doing?!"

"I told you that it's locked through biometrics, and I need to use the fingerprint reader. But I tried to tell you that it wasn't my finger that I registered into the system."

X\______/X




anonymous Funny May 02, 2025 at 6:18 am 0
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Be aware that ALL communication devices, chips, phones, computers, relays and horns are the property of the state and must be surrendered immediately when told to so surrender by the agents of the Kiing's Ministry of Fear.
anonymous 12 hours ago
This would be even funnier if it continued along to the end result which would be an indefinite stay trip to a detention center for the guy. /S
anonymous 11 hours ago
I wouldn't do this but only because I don't want to get Bobbitted for soneone to get access to my phone
anonymous 7 hours ago
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