shitty parenting from losers. wont happen to me

I have these neighbors who are like in their 50s. They were dating when I moved in, and eventually got pregnant in a geriatric pregnancy. They popped out a kid who is always screaming and being a brat. Like a real life Calliou. Their attitude is to just give in since it's easier for these fat, lazy people. The kid was just screaming while outside and this is a daily occurrence. I avoid going outside when they are outside. I know people have complained about the noise these fucks cause, and nothing is ever done. The brat has ran up to mine and other people's doors before while screaming his head off.

The dad walks around like he hates life. The wife is just your standard basic fat bitch. Like, not attractive at all anywhere, no personality, no joy or lust for life. They're basically two soulless, selfish, shit acting people who got together because they were getting old, were too stupid to not have unprotected sex, and now have some shit brat who disturbs everyone around them. But oh, poor them for being tired and now having less money. Chicken and egg, cause and effect.

This is basically like an online dating horror story of what happens when you're of a certain age and aren't careful. I'm sure online is how these dumbasses met, they give off the vibes of the miserable people with no personalities who lurk those sites not really knowing what they want out of life or a relationship, who then drag their feet once they do get into a relationship and start having some sex.

I'll laugh at all of this, because this shit won't fucking happen to me. One, I'm not going to let myself get fat. I was overweight as a kid, lost the weight at around 16 and it hasn't come back. Why? I eat right. I don't eat an entire large meat lovers pizzas with a 2-liter of Dr. Pepper or anything like that. And if I were with someone who I supposedly loved and found hot, I'd especially try to look good. I wouldn't continue to be a fat slob. No one wants to fuck Jabba the Hutt.

I have a personality, so checkbox number two marked. I have been desperate in the past, and did try to have relationships with boring soulless women but eventually got tired of it. I won't settle for a shit woman like that neighbor. I'm still around 20 years younger than they are, hopefully I'll find someone before 50, regardless I'm not going with a type like that.

Three. I'm smart enough for some sort of protection. Either I'll be wearing shit, or my future fuckbuddy will have an arm implant or some form of contraception going on. I've never risked pregnancy because I always had to be a grown up my whole life and knew point A leads to point B. I don't even see myself having any offspring until I'm atleast around 40, if it happens at all. I won't be a shitty parent. I'm good with kids and animals. I won't raise some Calliou brat.

And lastly. The whole "Immmm tieeerrddddddd" bullshit by people who act like a job and a family is the biggest drain ever. Well, motherfucker my early life was like Shameless. I had to be a grown up who had to revolve his life around everyone else and was always exhausted and scared. I had more work and responsibility as a child than I do as a grown man. I was more fatigued then than I ever have been as an adult, there was no "kid energy" for me. My situation was harder than my neighbors because of all of the layers. I have been through worse and can laugh at you worthless fucks in the hell of your own making, acting like you've been dealt such a shit hand. My debt has been more than paid in this life.

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anonymous Other September 09, 2026 at 8:12 am 0 0