school classmates

some school classmates are SO annoying!!! like, in 5th grade, i was ALWAYS near my LEAST favorite fellow classmate. i was ALWAYS paired up, always at the same table, always together in a group! (for some reason) they smelled like they shoved a pound of shredded cheese up their butt, and sharted out a nuclear bomb! their buttcrack was also ALWAYS hanging out! (their name also sounded like something from the 1700s) they were CONSTANTLY butting into our conversations, bragging about nothing, (like saying they were half russian so they could outstand the cold, but when in winter, he had like 5 layers of coat and jacket on.) and trying to act like they were a friend of the "cool kids." they were ALWAYS competitive, especially in soccer. (they literally said "life IS a competition.") they kept acting like they was the coach or something, when they were SO slow i bet they couldn't even win a race against a snail!!! they also kept saying they did calculus for "fun." they always interrupted people, and they also acted like they knew everything. luckily, thank GOD, they moved to a different school (a private school) the next year. anyone else have classmate problems?

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anonymous School March 05, 2026 at 4:46 pm 1 0