Sarcasm isn’t personality

Like, really? Yeah I chose a fairly safe and lukewarm ice breaker, but your profile has nothing to go on except you have kids and hiding your real body shape with head shots. If you had a better idea you could’ve responded with your own question. After all, it took you almost 12 hours AFTER YOU MATCHED WITH ME to respond. Really?

The ice breaker was asking about the ideal vacation location. She chose Greece with no reason why or anything. Then pushed it back to me.

I said Iceland because it’s so picturesque. There’s all sorts of cool ass waterfalls and volcanoes and shit.

Anyway, when I told her all that she came back, “to see the northern lights”? Like, really? Bitch please we’re in the Midwest. You’re either bad at choosing when to be sarcastic or dumb af and either way clearly didn’t absorb the personality of the woman you consumed to get so large.

Have fun chronically being on the dating apps watching your kid playing golf wondering why guys move on. Except, you won’t. You’ll claim they’re fatophobic because that’s more convenient than the truth. Can’t eat lemon pound cakes and blame men if they care about you being fat and not your weak af personality.

And you likely think you’re so unique, but you’re the status quo. Fuck this shit. Porn is more rewarding.

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anonymous Dating March 29, 2026 at 2:09 am 0 0