Retards say the darndest things

I worked at this warehouse while in a particularly shit period of my life. The retards all boasted of how they knew the better way to do everything. They would seriously tell you to stack things in the exact way that even the fucking company said would literally break your back. These fucks would do it to save half a second, and then would spend the entire shift playing with themselves in the bathroom (they really would) and fucking gossipping. They'd do this and then be all like :0 when we'd have to stay late.

The thing that was most jarring was how they had no idea of how much things cost or people make. They thought I must have been rich from my former job, like fucker please.

Then since they have no grasp of money, of fucking course they'd spend like 20 a shift on candy from the vending machines. Retards.

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anonymous Funny March 16, 2026 at 4:17 pm 0 0