retard bingo

If a person does/have five of these things, they got a bingo and are retarded. Enjoy

buys energy drinks

complains about how the energy drinks hurt their stomach and make them feel sick. AND THEN CONTINUES TO DRINK THEM

is on medication they don't need. Adderall. Prozac. Shit they are most likely abusing.

actively buys lottery tickets with the delusion they will hit it big.

is addicted to sports betting apps

eats fast food more than 3 times per week. if they doordash low grade fast food (burger king, taco bell, mcdonalds), you get two spaces.

talks about sex in the workplace

has tattoos. The ONLY mulligan to a tattoo is if they have something in honor of someone. Any other trashy scribbles, you are trash.

Goes on about pop culture bullshit like only they know what it is. Yeah, only they know Jim Carrey and Chris Farley movies.

They talk about conspiracies and other viral online bullshit like they know what they are talking about. Epstein files. Bill Cosby. Whatever celebrity is dead.

keep a tally the next time you're around a person like this, see how many bingos they get. if they do all of these things, then they are a super retard.

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anonymous Funny February 16, 2026 at 12:49 pm 1 1