I remember 2008, y'all were going off like a bunch of scared little wimps about how Barack Obama needed to show is birth certificate, was somehow going to declare martial law, take away all your guns, abduct people in the middle of the night to "FEMA" internment camps in black helicopters, and put us all in mass graves. And of course "the left" wrote it off as the Dis-InfoWars Conspiracy theory bullshit that it actually was, even though some of us were dumb enough to believe you.
Well, you red hat, white, racist, fascist closet **** were just projecting your own idea, lol. Now I know how we should take the republican party, as a bunch of self-hate projecting idiots. Because here it is - it's happening....
BIRTH CERTIFICATE - well, what about Donald J. Trump's ties to Russia? What about dem apples? Or how about Melania's legality? Where's HER VISA? Or maybe, what about Baron's legality? Christ, I think Barack even showed the birth certificate and it turns out he was born on American soil. So whatever you Gravy Seal fucktards.
DECLARING MARTIAL LAW - Well, it's probably going to happen, and probably before the midterms. You think it's going to be some kind of fun-gun free for all to kill all your liberal "friends" but I got news for you fuckers....you're next on the list. Once every white LIberal is dead, and they run out of people with at least a few braincells to process what's going on....YOU'LL BE DEAD! Do you relaly think your 9mm Kimber or AR-15 is going to stand the chance against a 50 Caliber weapon only the Military can have? Really think your class 3 fully automatic pea-shooter will stand a chance against a tank? LOL Think again. And I'm sure once you're dead, they'll start killing the poorer (financially because we know not a one of them have an actual skill) ICE agents for fun.
FEMA Internment camps - Well we DO have people in Minnesota being disappeared in broad daylight. We have people being taken to "Aligator Alcatraz" for "processing". Random brown people being sent to foreign countries not of their own origin, maybe even some random white people. And these people are probably going to end up jailed or dead in the latter case because of unfamiliarity with a country they ar ebeing thrown into. But in the camps, people are dying, or even being deported near death due to poor care conditions. Won't be surprised if mass-graves come next. This shit reads like the Nazi playbook.
It feels like a fucking revenge plot to me!
Then there's Project 2025, a plot to turn the United States of America, into the Fascist Dictatorship of Orange Scrotum Face of Cheeto Dust Fake Tan in the name of a imaginary cloudman in the sky whose son died and came back to life (sounds like a addiction issue to me given modern society). Great, it's the worldwide Alabama tour, bringing one-sided Jesus-Freakism to every corner of the planet. Seriously, I'm glad Charlie Kirk's dead, and honestly, I don't think the afterlife is harsh enough for these fundie fools. You guys are as christian as Hannibal Lecter, Charles Manson, or a bald faced hornet's nest. If you even read or believed a word in your so-called "good book" with an actual intent to learn to have virtue and values, rather than to selectively cherry pick verses to act like judgemental pricks out of contempt for your "fellow man", then maybe we wouldn't be here, but I guess it is what it is.
But I guess we all can be happy we'll all be dead soon anyway when World War III happens because Trump has some kind of obsession with Greenland and really wants to hide the fact he was sticking his 1" stick in underage little girls before murdering them - or worse (I can't even think of worse....). Think about it, our military will be bombing other countries, other countries bombing us, maybe even Putin will break under the strain and launch the nukes - MAD - anyone remember that? Yep, we're all going to die under a sea of mushroom clouds all because one ancient little boy in a suit and tie couldn't keep his dick in his pants and maybe shut up and just golf after he started getting demetia. Buh bye. Nice knowing you asshats....not! P.S. if there is a hell, I'll take great joy watching the demons torture you Neo-Nazi fucktards with rape-sticks and shotguns loaded with metal hornets up the ass like the final sheriff scene from "I Spit on your Grave". Hopefully the idiot-incited bombings happen in our sleep and I don't have to feel the explosion when I die. (drops mic)
BTW, the left wing are still a bunch of pussies. You think sitting around a goddamn "peace circle" singing Kum By Yah is going to save your ass. You got a bully and think that you're going to fix him by "maintaining poise" and "speaking like an intelligent, college educated, bigger person". Fuck it, it's low-road time. Face it, too little, too late, it's over. Maybe it's time we all just rebel by a big sleep marathon. That'd be a great way to fuck the system.
Well, I guess I can be glad the human race might soon be over. Ya'll weren't much anyway. A domestic housecat is more honest and has better values.
anonymousPolitical January 24, 2026 at 11:30 pm00
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