Paul Pelosi s prostitute fight

Paul Pelosi got a DUI a while back, and his rent boy, David DePape, fled the scene. It was all hushed up until DePape came over for his usual underwear shenanigans the other night. The air-tight security would never have allowed a simple "intruder" to infiltrate the home of the third-in-line to the presidency.

DePape came over to demand more money for his "services," and to keep quiet about the DUI. Paul tried to reach Nancy, she called the SFPD for a "welfare check," and Paul spoke in "coded language" to indicate that his "friend," who he did not know, but he knew his name was David, was in the house.

SFPD responded at 2:27 AM to find the two men in their underwear struggling over possession of a hammer. DePape was arrested, and the press immediately began to label him as a "right-wing conspiracist," linking him to every naughty concept they could think of: January siiiixth, election denialllll, oooohhh.

The truth is, DePape is gay, left-wing, an illegal immigrant from Canada, who was the best man at a nudist wedding on the steps of city hall in SF a few years ago. He is outspokenly left. His house displays a rainbow LGBTQ flag with marijuana leaves incorporated into the stripes, a BLM poster in the window, and an "anti-hate" sign in another window. He is NOT, as the MSM tried hurriedly to paint him, a right-wing MAGA anything. They lie.

Paul Pelosi is a closeted homosexual, and if they would just allow him to be free in his sexuality, there would be no need for any of this subterfuge. When will the left get over their homophobia?

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anonymous Political October 29, 2022 at 2:53 pm 2 3