it tastes like bitter shit. its expensive as fuck. it takes like 1983298 minutes to cool down to where it is even drinkable. yet spoiled ass retards all like "I CANT FUNKSHIN WITHOUT MY COFFEE" It does nothing to make a person feel anything. And don't fucking start with some Dr. Oz "Well actually people metabolize it differently" bs. If it worked (to the dumbasses who pretend it does) you wouldn't need 6 cups a day.
and to all of the dumb whores who have to buy coffee every day to show off their coffee cups. you're fucking stupid. spending upwards of $90 a week on the shit. being a cunt towards baristas (the baristas who aren't themselves cunts) who work harder and actually have to keep a job unlike your dumb skank asses who coast off of your parents or boyfriends money. like what do you even need coffee for? For wasting other people's money?
anonymousOther October 30, 2024 at 3:13 am03
Sometimes I need it to get through the day. Most people don't drink coffee because it "tastes, oh so good", they do it for the energy, But if you don't like coffee, there are energy drinks of all kinds available.
Unsorry to burst your superiority bubble. anonymous 3 days ago
"buy coffee every day to show off their coffee cups"
Maybe Lamborghinis are too expensive? anonymous 3 days ago
Coffee is delicious. It's the Starbucks crap that's given it a bad name with all those ridiculous flavors, and outrageous prices. and the fools that buy it just to be seen holding with it. Then there's those drip, pour over, pod coffees makers people use at home that make coffee flavored hot water. Blech!
All that is needed for a great tasting cup of coffee is a decent brand of coffee like Folgers Columbian and an old school stove top percolator which are usually relegated to the camping gear these days (an electric will do in a pinch, but the stove top one are the best for good coffee). Then if you want it to go, you're going to have to fined another old school item, an actual coffee thermos dedicated only for coffee. Trust it, the old school percolators are level up game changers if you want a basic decent cup of coffee without all the frou-frou shit. anonymous 3 days ago
People would've taken your hatred for coffee seriously if you hadn't called them the r-slur because it is degrading and offensive towards the neurodivergent/autistic community. anonymous 3 days ago
^It's like a grade schooler trying to win a schoolyard argument by calling the other person a slur.
Maybe the OP was just little Chuckums again angry that he had to go to school instead of all day Xbox and he was desperate for something to throw his anger around with anonymous 3 days ago
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Unsorry to burst your superiority bubble.
anonymous 3 days ago
Maybe Lamborghinis are too expensive?
anonymous 3 days ago
All that is needed for a great tasting cup of coffee is a decent brand of coffee like Folgers Columbian and an old school stove top percolator which are usually relegated to the camping gear these days (an electric will do in a pinch, but the stove top one are the best for good coffee). Then if you want it to go, you're going to have to fined another old school item, an actual coffee thermos dedicated only for coffee. Trust it, the old school percolators are level up game changers if you want a basic decent cup of coffee without all the frou-frou shit.
anonymous 3 days ago
anonymous 3 days ago
Maybe the OP was just little Chuckums again angry that he had to go to school instead of all day Xbox and he was desperate for something to throw his anger around with
anonymous 3 days ago