Only retards like coffee
It tastes like shit. It's bitter, no matter how much shit you put into it. It's scalding. It's expensive. And most importantly, IT DOESNT WAKE A PERSON UP.it's all a placebo. Notice it's only impulsive retards who swear by it. They are retarded. The probably still believe in Santa too, or God, or Shego from Kim Possible. I'd like to believe in that because BOING. Anyway, coffee sucks and if you like it, you are retarded. Bet you like Sonic too. Retards love Sonic.
anonymous Funny May 31, 2025 at 12:20 pm 0 3
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