Oh FFS Do grow the fuck up

For Fuck Sake, I’m sick and tired of hearing gamers saying “I’m lonely” and “I want a player 2, and all that bullshit, well sonny jim, here is some reality for you, your not gonna get a girlfriend unless you make some changes,

for one that desktop wallpaper of an almost completely nude fictional female, that one you call your “waifu”, that needs to go, instead find a wallpaper alot less intrusive and objectifying.

Also, get off the gaming device for a few days, go out on a hiking trip, a camping trip, don’t like either, than go dow to the pub and have a few, don’t drink alcohol, then buy something like coke, don’t like being in public places because you feel self consious and awkward, well grow the fuck up, no one cares about what you choose to do, say or drink, yeah some person might come up and judge you, then tell them to fuck off, see a girl you like, but don’t have the courage to make the first move, well welcome to reality, in reality it is very rare for a girl to make the first move, if you want the girl, you gotta be the one who makes the first move, and don’t use small talk, that won’t get you nowhere, open up, really get a long conversation going, thats how relationships start.

You got the girl but she aint a gamer, well, don’t be a dickhead and get her to play games with you, let her decide whether she wants to join you in playing video games, and remember your girlfriend always comes before your video games, so prioritise her over your video games, remember, a good relationship thrives best with trust, communication, honesty, and yes intimacy.

Afraid of sex, you pussy, sex is nothing at all to be afraid of, in fact, it’s a very natural thing AND it’s a great bonding exercise that CAN strengthen your relationship, plus I guarantee you, once you start, you won’t think twice about it, because sex feels so good, you will cherish every intimate moment deeply.

Oh you ended up breaking up, well tough tits cunt, grow up like the rest of us, grow a pair and move on, a breakup isnt the end of the world, and don’t resort to brothels, whores, sluts, easy fucks or porn of those images you stored on your mobile you named “Wank Bank”.

Just stop complaining and go do something about it, complaining won’t solve your lack of a girlfriend problem, in fact it only makes it 10x worse.

(1. I need to follow my own advice.
2. Gosh I feel so relieved to have said all that, it’s like a giant burden has been lifted)

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anonymous Other September 12, 2019 at 6:45 am 1 0