Nutty Professor 3: Colon Cleansing
I had some really bad gas today. I felt like something in my stomach was about to pop. I went to the bathroom and you had your initial small toots. Nothing to write home about then I kept pushing, as it felt like I needed to let something out. My ass then erupted. Loud ass farts back to back to back to back. You know how rides at low end carnivals and theme parks sound when they are ran by a lawn mower motor? All the popping sounds. My ass was doing that with farts.Once it was done I kinda giggled lowly. I stopped myself and I heard the person in the next stall giggling.
My colon clean, I'm talking squeaky clean.
anonymous Funny September 12, 2026 at 4:24 pm 0 0
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