Nurses are pretty slutty

Dude, nurses are such fucking whores! No, I don't mean fake or wanna-be nurses either. Not CNA's, not MA's, not technicians, or front desk staff....I mean, actual ass nurses! RN's! And when I say whore, I mean it actual sluts, promiscious, easy, loose, thots!

I looked back on the past several years of my life, of the THOUSANDS of women I have bedded, and I have been with every race, nearly every religion, ethnicity, color, age (over eighteen, youngest 19, oldest 56, I am 34) I have been with every income class, education level, every job ranging from stripper clear up to CEO's making six-figures, doctors, lawyers, models, a few actresses, singers, a politician, professors, teachers, ministers, women who swear up and down that they are strictly lesbian and never could go for dick, and every single one of them ended up going for MY dick, a few of them multiple times and told me it was better than any pussy. I've been to nearly every nation and banged women there, broke women, rich women, some of my mom's friends, married women, divorced women, widows, engaged, women who said they wanted to wait to marriage but clearly, didn't really want to, women who were virgins, women who said they were virgins but were not, disabled women, athletic women, neighbors, Uber drivers, women with addictions, fat, skinny, women who said they were asexual or "non-binary", but turns out...they were just...female after all! A few porn starts I've been with (no, I don't do porn, and never had to pay for sex) I've been to sex parties though...the list goes on and on, In fact, I even slept a Catholic nun once, four years ago! At HER convent, when I was asked to come to do some work around their building (I own a plumbing/HVAC business) and I nailed one of the HEAD Nuns there, right in her little, small, quant, room that was just a twin bed, window, short desk, laptop, tiny bathroom, a bible, and a crucifix on the wall (which she took down during while we made whoopie a top her very neatly made bed, which impressively stayed well tucked in and tight, unlike her)

BUT, the one group of women, who've I had more than ANYONE else , are NURSES. Cops come in second, and women in the military, third. Damn though, you nurses...wowsers! You dames are freakin' horny AF! And they will do ANYTHING, any position, any hole, any style, try anything....and they are way into the kink of their profession too. Will wear their scrubs, put on a white costume nursey uniform like they used to wear, get out their stethoscope and play nursey and patient....I mean, it is FUN as hell! They just LOVE sex....and I don't know what it is, but the next time you dudes are in the hospital, just remember that young, or even older, nurse taking care of you, and is giving you a raging boner, just remember, she is probably just as wet in her blue scrubs as you are hard in your gown, and you probably have VERY good chance with her, even if she is married!

I'd like to add that this isn't just a phenomenon with modern and younger nurses either! My dad worked in hospitals his whole life as a Xray tech, back in the 70's and 80's, and he said the sae thing about nurses then, and in fact, my grandmother was an RN, and one of the reason my grandparents split waaaaay before my dad was even out of high school, was because she cheated on my granddad constantly!

Most nurses are into other chicks too, so you might be able to get a threeway out of it also if you play your cards rights!

Also, before you all come at me and say I am full of shit.....why would I be? Why would I say this if it wasn't true? Especially about nuns and nurses? Two of the most beloved and respected groups of women in the world? I'd be putting my neck out pretty far for a lie, wouldn't I? And WHY lie, anonymously on the internet??? No one knows who I am here, I am not earing anything for myself saying this on a confession website! That is the point of this! I don't go around telling others about this in my real life, spare for a few close friends.

Also, I am not a misogynist, and I don't think women are just around for sex or men's pleasure. I admire nurses and know the work is grueling and hard. I know nursing school isn't easy. So, don't start on me about that. I know that "no, means, no" also, every time I've had sex, it has always been consenting, and I never pushed or coerced! The problem is that no one thinks of certain types of women as being hypersexual, and REALLY into LOTS of kinds of sex with LOTS of men (and other women) it is like thinking of your mother that way! And nurses are those women. Society wans this purity and wholesomeness attached to them, so gets their feathers ruffled over it NOT being true. Same with Nuns, but HEY, get over it! Women are women, they are humans...just like men, just like other women, just like YOU! Everyone likes sex, everyone wants to cum, everyone likes being naughty, talking dirty, being taboo!

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anonymous Relationships February 15, 2026 at 8:08 pm 2 0