My dad and his fucking work lunch

My childhood is long over and I barely speak to my bastard father these days.

When I was a child he was a bigger loser than Al Bundy. Unlike Al, he openly hated everything and bitched constantly about everything. He was there because he was too poor and stupid and lazy to get out. Maybe not have kids right out of high school.

Anyway, he would get himself everyone else and it was just like fuck everyone else. He'd get himself deli meat which would only be for him. I could never have the shit and I get that most people think deli meat is a low grade shit thing. Well, for my ass whose mother forbid a lot of shit for no reason, deli meat was a big deal.

Basically, it would be peanut butter and bread forever for me. Deli meat and mountain dews for daddio.

Should I have gotten the whole damn cookie aisle? No. But, I shouldn't have been treated like an afterthought either. That's why I'm bitching about this.

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anonymous Other February 08, 2026 at 3:48 pm 0 0