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I'm now going to lose weight and get revenge on bad guys. I can't wait to get my felony removed and become an armed security guard and teach bad guys a lesson. I want to lose 130 pounds and gain 45 pounds of muscle. Then I'm going to get my felony removed and get my weapons! Once I'm armed I'll see to it that justice is served. I'll become a correctional officer all jacked up and ready to do combat. I want to carry a mini Ruger and get ready to shoot at these thugs. Soon I'll be ripped and filthy rich. I have no children, wife, etc... I'm going to save up my entire paycheck for a year and pay off all debt. Soon I'll get some sleep and focus of weight loss. I will beat up stupid people everywhere I go. American pride world wide

No way Other April 03, 2025 at 9:19 am 0 2

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Stop hanging out in the internet manosphere and work on being around some actual real humans and not those turds in school. Their opinion means nothing and the manoshere is just a way to make you hate everything. Get out while you can.
The exercise part is the only good thing about your post. It's the best thing you can do.

anonymous 11 hours ago

I need to get some "Jistice" too. Really, if you want to do this you need to stop being an internet Rambo and hit those weights. Otherwise, I think you are just screwing around and are along the lines of "Yeah, I'm going to do it, but I'll wait until tommorow (in perpetuality)". You posted this numerous times over the past couple months.

anonymous 5 hours ago

^Also the way you described your wish sounds like a kid's fantasy "Tommy Tucker is not going to take my lunch money anymore. I'm going to become a ninja and kick his head into orbit! Just you wait and see!"

anonymous 5 hours ago

"Once I'm armed I'll see to it that justice is served. I'll become a correctional officer all jacked up and ready to do combat. I want to carry a mini Ruger and get ready to shoot at these thugs".

Oh boy....

"I'm going to become a correctional officer and carry pepperspray (guards aren't allowed actual firearms in there) and a walkie talkie. Most of my time there is going to be boring as hell, mostly doing paperwork l, solving minor inmate disputes, watching for activity that goes against the rules, and breaking up fights because "Jimmy the Jackhammer" didn't pay back the soups that he owed "Big Dog". I'll also be dodging urine and feces from time to time. When things get real bad, I'm going to hit the "emergency" button on my radio, and get the hell out of the pod (hoping none of the inmates decide to take me hostage) so the "beetle squad" can rush in and quell the situation."

Fixed that for you.

anonymous 5 hours ago

^Also those inmates will be better armed than you are. Shanks made out of just about anything and superior to that stupid little can of pepperspray they give you. Especially when there is more than one inmate jumping you. There's been cases where an inmate was able to MacGuyver up a fucking GUN (A zip gun, but a gun noneoftheless) out of the kind of crap you find around your typical prison facility. Do you still want to work in one, Rambo?

anonymous 4 hours ago

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