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I haven't washed my penis in 31 years. The smegma buildup has gotten massive nowadays and even crusted over yellow and bleeds with touch. By now, it's too late to wash it away. I need someone to lick it off. Although the smell is so horrible (it actually stinks like poop) i tasted it myself and it's like garlic fries. So if you like that, comment below this post. And if you don't volunteer, fuck you, racist!
Dhhuikhki Political October 29, 2026 at 1:43 pm 0
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Grandpa fucker is a cocksucking homo just like you.
anonymous 1 day ago
fold it up and leave it on the bus
anonymous 1 day ago
probly susan
anonymous 1 day ago
Have Lorena Bobbitt cut it off for you with scissors.
anonymous 1 day ago
"Grandpa fucker is a cocksucking homo just like you." You are a racist shittard for not wanting to!
anonymous 1 day ago
Your a fucking red dot, slurpee making, fill it up regular gas jockey Indian. Fucking homo.
anonymous 19 hours ago
Butternut squash is the way to go with an an anal fucking. It feels so good like you're being in prison shower when you drop the soap. You get to choose which salve to use: Crisco or KY Jelly. It's $17.95 for a package from Calcutta, India. If you don't like it, then you're a madarchode.
anonymous 19 hours ago
Calm down, people. In the dick you trust, you will enter inside a cobweb pussy.
Granny Fucker 17 hours ago
^ and when that cock enters the cobweb pussy it will do so with extra seasoning
anonymous 8 hours ago
^ YES!
Granny Fucker 7 hours ago
"Your a fucking red dot, slurpee making, fill it up regular gas jockey Indian. Fucking homo." You're a f@g
anonymous 1 hour ago
^ your mom calls me daddy.
anonymous 50 minutes ago
I washed my balls. You mad yet?
anonymous 21 minutes ago
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