If I were president

This is what I'd do.

I'd get my ex evicted. Fuck her.

I'd make McDonald's not suck. No more prison colors and soup kitchen vibe.

Anyone begging in or outside of McDonald's will be sent to a work camp. Anyone who chooses to beg at the same streets instead of working are also being sent to a work camp. Got the time for that and the money for cigs, you are getting a job.

Anyone talking of how they don't wanna be here. Get the fuck out. No free rides for you. I don't want you here either.

Celebrity culture will be dead. No more of this fetish current Hollywood has for plain looking fish eyed women. And Pedro Pascal is being deported.

What else? Rich will be fucked in taxes. The real middle class will be helped. If you make 80,000 a year you are not poor.

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anonymous Funny August 01, 2025 at 4:05 pm 1 0