I LOVE TRUMP
Why I love Trump? There are so many ways. In fact, when I think of an old, senile man like him, I get SO horny. I have dreams I'm on the floor and he's right on top of me making love. When I wake up, I wake up in a cold sweat.I love to lick his hair. It reminds of orange TANG spaghetti. I also get the urge to suck on his POPSICLE once in a while. Did I mention I'm horny? I also LOVE the smell of Egg McMuffin permeating around his apron.
I love the smell of Old Spice and mothballs mixed with a hint of Listerine. I can tell he's ready for me to kiss him. XOXOXO
SL Ranch Funny November 06, 2024 at 7:07 pm 2 1
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