i'll use my ped egg you cunt

I remember my lazy ass deadbeat dad seeing the commercial for the ped egg and being all like "I need one of those." Always an entitled cocksucker, acted like he deserved the world on a platter, especially when he would have a job.

the ped egg was like a cheese grater for your foot. you'd rub it on there and it'd get rid of the excess skin. I fucking needed one when those were new. didn't get one tho. knew better than to ask for one.

When i worked at a warehouse in my late 20s, i found a ped egg at a Ollies store. I bought it. It was like a cheese grater. It grinded away the old skin and everything like it was supposed to. working that job also further ingrained just how lazy and worthless my dad was with everything. i'd work longer hours and never acted like how he would for working. but that's another story.

as I was looking into ped eggs during that time, i saw this youtube video. this cunty ass woman was talking about how "it is GROSS" and said it in a really snotty cunty ass way about the ped egg and even used the cheese grater comparison. heres, the thing. she was a doctor, whatever type of doctor that would use a machine/whatever the fuck process to get rid of calises. basically, talking shit about the ped egg because it did the same thing but didn't cost a ton of money.

for that reason i say, i'll use my ped egg you cunt. and you're lucky you don't eat at my house or i'd give you foot shavings inplace of parmasan cheese.

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anonymous Other June 28, 2026 at 8:33 pm 0 1