I Hate My Grandma's Husband

Okay so, this is my first rant. For this, I'm gonna rant about what happened a few minutes ago. This took place at my grandparents place (Im still staying with them because I need a place to stay while my parents sell our house).

My grandma's husband (Who we'll call Bob because why not) is an alcoholic asshole. Most of the time, his okay (Ex. Yelling at me because I dont use 'correct' table manners like not picking up my bowl and drinking the leftover milk when I'm done drinking my cereal). On Fridays, he and my grandma go to the bar (Bob drinks and my grandma DJ's cuz she's cool like that), he mostly drinks beer (More than one bottle a day or more. Idk how much, maybe around 3-4), and he has a gold cart he lets me drive and rides me and my cousin's kids around. He's okay, sometimes good, sometimes bad. My grandma and Bob fight daily. Mostly about stupid shit. Ill just skip to the first big big fight I can remember.

I was young, like around 8 (I think?). I was in my room watching TV when I heard yelling. You see, my grandma (She's a woman in her 70s and her parents were from the deep south) cooked some Asian food (Think noodles and stuff like that, it was amazing) and Bob, the raging bitch that he is, made a huge fuss about it. Bob is also a white old man btw. I dont remember what was said, but I do remember hearing a loud bang. I ran downstairs, not really ran, more like rushed, and I saw that Bob had threw a FUCKING POT on the ground like some bratty kid having a fit and it make a dent in the ground! The dent is still there to this day (Over 5+ years later). The food was great, I loved it because it reminded me of my dad's cooking (I'm Asian-American and my dad is Asian and LOVES cooking).

Second big bog fight:
This happened like 20 mins ago. Bob left the house at 5 PM and came home at 9 PM. Before he left, he told me that he was meeting a friend (Like he has any). 4 hours later, Im in my room, watching The Click (A Youtuber that you should 100% watch because he is amazing) when I hear the door open and Bob's voice. I think 'Fuck, he's back' because my grandma likes to talk about how hes annoyed and 'an asshole' (Her words). 5 seconds later, I hear them yelling (I keep my door open just in case my grandma calls me and I cant hear shit). And I think 'Cool, more drama' and I sit on the stairs and listen. As Im getting ready to go down, I heard a thud and more yelling. I walked down the stairs thinking that Bob slammed his hand down on the table (I later found out that Bob the bitch tried to THROW A FUCKING CHAIR AT MY GRANDMA! HIS WIFE!). My grandma is sitting at her desk, playing a card game on the computer, and yelling at Bob. I do remember much accept sitting down next to my grandma and watching everything. Just in case Bob tried anything. I cant fight, but I know how to use a pair of scissors. He's talking about how 'I havent eaten anything all day' blah blah blah because my grandma said that their dog, Cody, had got on the table (Technically the snack bar) and ate my fries and her sandwich. And because I spend time with my grandma, I can tell when he's wasted (Because he gets anger and bitchy). Arguing and stuff. Me and my grandma went upstairs to my grandma's room (They dont sleep in the same room and its a plus that we're upstairs because Bob the fat old bitch cant go up the stairs without sounding like he ran a marathon), she was yelling about how she would call 911 (She didnt). We sat on her bed and watched NCIS (A show on Ion that we both love). After a while I asked "Why cant you guys get a divorce" she said "Where would I go" and then "When we sell this house I want half" (They live in a really nice house in the fields with only 2 other neighbors). And we think it'd be worth around half a million.

I went back to my room (Across the hall) and Im writing this now. Tonight Im gonna plan on sleeping with a hard wooden bath thing (Like the thing that people use to wash thier backs) next to my bed (I use it as a backscratcher and it works) just in case anything happens, but I doubt it will.
So... yeah. Thats my rant :D

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A.U Other July 06, 2025 at 11:30 pm 1 0