fuck those teachers, like all my teachers are such dumb bitches like somebody help their stupid asses. do you know how pissed i am like can i please fucking get them fired. high school fucking sucks and all my teachers suck too. my math teacher is unapproachble she looks like the fuckingscarest shit in the world like can i pls leave

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anonymous 7 years ago

My teacher is has never read any of my essays.You see there was a rumor that she only read the essays of students who were her favorites and I put this theory to the test.So we were supposed to write a two page response to a poem we read.Instead of writing the response I pulled a full on suicide letter.With detail on how I would commit to it and how I would be dead after you read this.It was pretty sad actually and I made sure to add on all of the red flags.When I turned it in I expected to get called to the counselor or even that she would speak to me the day after.Instead I got a sloppy drawn 80 on my paper and no word from the teacher.Teachers say that they look out for students and how they put their feelings on the line of their work.But in reality they only care for the children who are favored then others.Teachers are great :

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anonymous 7 years ago

My teacher is a bitch too. shes so fucking retarded. she might have a bit hard life but i dont give a fucking shit about that bitch.
I was sick for the last few days. Food poisoning. And food poisoning not just for like 1 day, for 4 fucking days. And the last time i went to school before i got sick, the last period was fucking her class. In class, we were supposed to memorize this fucking huge poem shit that noone gives a shit about. Well at least i dont. From where i live, poems are like pretty huge things called "art". Which is funny because for me its called "piece of shit". So when i came back to school, right on that day she decided to let students say the poem without looking at the papers. First we were all on our seats without looking at the poem written on the paper. But i have totally forgotten about the fucking piece of shit because who has time for something like that when ur sick and vomiting constantly at home right? When everybody started saying it, i kinda made a cringey face because i was slightly starting to remember it. THEN the fucking bitch flipped. Yep, just from my facial expression for a few seconds. She fucking went full retard. She screams and stops everybody JUST to fucking insult me. Saying Shit like "ohh ur so young! how could u forget that great piece of art! ur so dumb and stupid! wow! look at the other kids! but ur so stupid! y didnt u memorize it! " yep shes THAT stupid. AND because of that shit happened, she always puts the fucking incomplete shit on my homeworks and i used to get A-s on homeworks. But guess what my fucking grades are now. FUCKING D-s and F-s. YEAH FUCK THAT PIECE OF OLD SHIT AG BITCH.

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anonymous 7 years ago

Glad I don't have your teachers, but the substitutes pull that shit too. Especially the old ones. They're like "I've been teaching for a long time and I know everything" but in reality, they don't know all shit. And we try to tell them what our teacher usually does but they're like "Well I'm the one teaching" it's like bitch what you talking about.

I'm glad my teachers aren't as worse as yours.

Good luck, and remember that teachers aren't all that bad. And if you've screwed up with them it's okay because you've still got a lot of life to live.

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Sophia 7 years ago

My english teacher "lost" my paper three times. When I came with a teacher to turn it in the fourth time she smiles and goes "look what I found" and pulls the origonal copy out of her desk. So she pulled me out of science and into her class, told me to turn in my shit on time when I'd already turned it in many times, caused me to hate a panic attack, and then "found" it. The bitch hates me, she just wanted me to fail. Then In math the teacher decides your grade based on if he likes you. My friend had the same answers as another and got a different grade... and it was wrong btw...

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anonymous 7 years ago

I've never met an English teacher that wasn't a complete bitch. I'm nearly 40 and I'm still amazed at my high school English teachers , especially the AP teacher senior year. I could tell you so many stories about that bitch. Among other things I remember doing a group project where three of us ran to every library for probably five counties around researching this damn poem to figure out what the fuck it was about, and when we finally did our class presentation she made up this whole story about what it really was about. I asked her where she had read or heard that, since extensive research on several people's parts revealed no such concept, and she completely ignored the question. One of my classmates was looking at me like I was nuts and started whispering to me not to question her, but I said, She carries on about how we're supposed to cite sources otherwise our work isn't trustworthy, so I'm just asking her to cite her source. Clearly she has one we didn't think of. She just kept talking and talking and totally ignored the damn question. Anytime anybody questioned anything or even seemed like they might be headed in that direction, should carry on about how she was published. How interesting it is that she never said where. She probably wrote a caution sticker for a furniture manufacturer once. The good news is you'll eventually finish school and all of this crap will be a distant memory.

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anonymous 7 years ago

I can totally relate to this. So the English teacher calls me up to her desk and says she didn’t receive my essay that I handed in on TIME, but the thing is that it’s right on her desk. I look closely on it to make sure it’s mine, but then I notice something. Her favorite student (let’s call him Nick) SCRIBBED OUT MY NAME AND WROTE HIS THERE, and she gave him (me!) a 100. And she didn’t believe me because “her precious Nick could do nothing wrong”.

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Jessica Rosenkrantz 7 years ago

English teachers are the most petty ones i remember. Something about being a language nerd turns people into dicks i guess.

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anonymous 6 years ago

The thing is, I really love writing. English was usually my favorite subject. I wasn't totally all into English, I just loved writing stories. This year, my English teacher is super annoying. I don't hate her as much as you guys, but I'm starting to not like her. It's freshman year of high school, and I like all my teachers except one (my geometry teacher which I hate with all my power), and I think it's going pretty good. I'm psyched for English class since I hope that it's a fun class. Then I find out she's young, dirty blond, skinny; a relative of this popular annoying guy, who was in 5/6 of my classes in middle school (about) and who was in my history class. I didn't have anything against her yet, but since they were related, I wasn't super happy. I felt like she was going to have favorites, and she did, which always pisses me off. But she was low-key about it. And she just keeps on piling work, thinking that we're like robots or something. I started the journey of being super annoyed and pissed at her when we took a quiz. SHE gave us the definition of the words and told us what was going to be on it. When we asked how it was going to be set up, she would just smirk and say "I don't know, maybe I'll do (and then list 15 different quiz styles")" and then say "We'll see". Like #####, what the #### do you mean that we'll see? Then we took the quiz, and I was nervous, but thankfully, I knew about everything. I knew I was going to get above a 90. She gave us our quizzes back, and I had the highest grade, tied with another girl. It was in the 80s, but I was still mad and pissed. I thought I had done an amazing job on this. But when I saw the stuff, I was so pissed. The words she marked wrong, I had written the EXACT definition that SHE had given us. That got me majorly pissed, and she didn't even bother to fix it. Our class would ask her when we would get our quizzes back, and she would always say "Tomorrow". Tomorrow turned into ####### two weeks. And all she had to do, was look at the definition and mark it wrong or right, and she said: "I need to carefully look at them". Like, what the hell? She even had a weekend (or two) to do it. And there's like less than 15 people in my class. Every day she would say "Tomorrow". And this week, on Tuesday, she gave us a difficult long ### packet, over THANKSGIVING BREAK. Tuesday was the last day before Thanksgiving break. What type of person gives homework over break? I hate those type of teachers. Then that ##### made us watch an old movie in class, instead of doing the work. She didn't even bother to explain the ####### packet. She wants us to be like ####### robots, like #####, hell no. Now, I'm sitting in my room, trying to finish the stupid packet, and figure out some of the confusing ### questions, but instead getting more pissed at her. She's not as bad as your teachers, but I just gotta rant. By the way, I don't say or write swears. I only swear in my head. I'm supposed to be the "good, smart, kid" so I just swear inside my head. But even those kids have that anger, and they're pissed off at teachers. I'm not a nerd, but I'm one of the smart ones in my class, so I guess I gotta keep my cool. Especially, at all these types of teachers.

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Aggravated 14 year old 6 years ago

My English teacher literally is on her phone during class and she fell asleep once and knocked the computer over during a movie, and she always complains to us about how we shouldn't be on our phones but it's not fair because she is always on her phone and if she's not doing that then shes falling asleep during a video or she's complaining about other classes. Mind you this is a AP Lang class, and she literally does nothing we haven't took notes since school started (I can't find one paper of notes) and she expects us to respect her when she doesn't respect us. She's so dumb and it makes me very angry...She gave me a ZERO for a assignment that I wasn't there (I missed Thursday and Friday because I was sick) and when I confronted her a few days ago she says well its your responsibility LIKE NO YOU SHOULD'VE REMINDED ME THAT IT WAS DUE!!! I refuse to do the assignment because she doesn't explain it but expects us to know it when we don't! She's a horrible teacher and person overall and I wouldn't recommend her to school of students...I wouldn't wish that she would teach my worst enemy. She sucks.

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Aggravated Dude 6 years ago

MY English teacher... Oh boy. First of all, she has a 2 year old, which means she is SLEEP DEPRIVED! This causes irritability in her, and she gets quite annoyed at us for no apparent reason. Also she is VERY picky about how we submit assignments, it can only be on turnitin.com or else it's a zero. Add to that her getting mad at us for asking so many questions (It's a Gifted class. We're GOING to ask lots of questions whether you like it or not, lady!) absurdly short deadlines, and favouritism, and you can see why English class makes me want to bathe in hydrochloric acid while eating arsenic.

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Alper, 14 years old. 6 years ago

is it just me, or do all english teachers have to be bitches?

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endmeplease 6 years ago

Yeah my English teachers were also dumb ass bitches. They have to be so fucking annoying and so sassy like wtf. One of my English teachers was such a sassy bitch like I have even heard she got into arguments with some of the parents. And my other English teacher is sooooo talkative like I can’t even listen to her without zoning out. She gives so much tucking work to like ight ima head out.

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12 year old rant 6 years ago

fucking* lollll

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12yrold rant 6 years ago

My English teacher is just a grumpy middle aged Irish dickhead

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Dave 5 years ago

I can relate to all of u I had this one English teacher she was the definition of a bitch. she would always question us on why we didn't know the material but the dumb bitch herself only came to teach our lessons once a week (for the rest of the days we had subs who where just borderline retarded) it still amazes me to this day the audacity this bitch had.

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pissed of dude 4 years ago

I think teachers who have favourites and/or hate a specific student should be fired. I'm so sorry to hear your story, OP.

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Proud NB 4 years ago

jesus christ my math teacher is the whole ass circus. Im in middle school but I can do high school math (10th grade and up). Well, since we have online school we are doing IXL. I asked him if I could do higher grade math since this bitch was teaching us ONE STEP INEQUALITIES. I learned that shit in SECOND GRADE. he said, "I dont think we can do that because you have to show us mastery in __ grade first." I LOST MY SHIT. Theres something called a diagnostic, and it tells you how good you are at math etc.

500 points=fifth grade
600 points=sixth grade
800 points= eight grade
1000 points= tenth grade

I aint even 13 and my score for the diagnostic was 1080. ALMOST DONE WITH 10th GRADE.

I asked to have a meeting with him on zoom, and he said sure. HE INVITED EACH OF MY TEACHERS, INCLUDING THE PRINCIPLE.

THIS MOTHERFUCKER TOLD THE PRINCIPLE THAT MY MATH DIAGNOSTIC WAS 720 (BEGINING OF SEVENTH GRADE) WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY END OF 10TH GRADE (1080).

FUNNY THING IS I TOLD THAT BITCH A DAY AGO THAT MY IXL DIAGNOSTIC SCORE WAS 1080, AND HE REPLIED WITH "=D" SO HE SAW IT, BUT HE TOLD A DIFFERENT VALUE.

my english/history (same teacher) teacher is AMAZING tho. He is great!

anyways byeeeeee

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The swearing middle schooler 4 years ago

I have been incredibly frustrated by my fucking English teacher. She does not give a fuck about anyone. She purposely makes the assignments due early the same fucking day they were assigned just because she fucking wants to. Motherfucker doesn't even grade them till next week. She sits on her fatass and says "If you don't respond I'm going to give you a zero" I can't fucking stand her talking like she's so fucking important. Listen I don't give a shit about whatever fucking thing you bought yesterday. PSA don't bring up the stupid materialistic shit items you bought" PLEASE STOP MAKING ME TURN IN DIFFICULT ASSIGNMENTs THE SAME FUCKING DAY THERE DUE, THEN SITTING ON YOU FATASS GRADING THE ASSIGNMENTS THE NEXT FUCKING WEEK!!! Fuck my English teacher I never want to see your bitch face again.

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Pissed of Student 4 years ago

i know how you feel. my english teacher sucks as hell.
idek why i still put up with her

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anonymous 4 years ago

my english teacher is a big ass bitch, no cap. she just failed me for 3 assignments that i turned in and then raised the grade she dropped down by 30% up to 3%

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anonymous 3 years ago