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I HATE MY DOG AND I WANT HIM TO DIE

I HATE MY DOG AND I WANT HIM TO DIE

Now I know what you're thinking, "Find him a new home. He deserves to not be hated for the rest of his life."

I DO NOT OWN THE FUCKING DOG --> MY MOM DOES --> I LIVE WITH MY MOM!!!

BEFORE WE ADOPTED THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, LIFE WAS SO MUCH MORE PEACEFUL!

OVER THE COURSE OF ONE WEEK, HE'S DESTROYED MY FAVORITE REEBOK SNEAKERS, AND MY 6500 mAh BATTERY PHONE CASE!!! I... AM... MOTHER... FUCKING... PISSED... AS... FUCK...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE'S DESTROYED SO MANY THINGS AROUND THE HOUSE, BUT DESTROYING THOSE SPECIFIC THINGS IS CROSSING THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING LINE!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!

I TELL YOU WHAT, LIFE WAS AMAZING WHILE IT LASTED BEFORE THIS PIECE OF SHIT DOG ENTERED OUR HOME! I HAVE NO CONTROL OF THE HOME! I'M TOO YOUNG/BROKE (no job) TO MOVE OUT!! I FUCKING SWEAR, UNLESS I MOVE OUT ELSEWHERE I DON'T FUCKING KNOW - SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN TO THIS DOG!!! I'M NOT PUTTING UP WITH THIS SHIT!!!! IF HE SHITS ON THE FLOOR RIGHT AFTER ENTERING THE HOUSE FROM THE BACKYARD BECAUSE HE DIDN'T SHIT OVER THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE, I'M KICKING HIM OUT WHEN MY MOM IS NOT HOME!!! LET HIM FUCKING RUN TO A NEW OWNER! I TOLD MY MOM, THIS IS A FUCKING BAD TIME TO ADOPT A DOG!

HELP ME BEFORE I LOSE MY SHIT AGAIN WITH THIS FUCKING DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anonymous Other May 22, 2018 at 6:06 pm 10
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While this kid's anger is a bit extreme, I must say that after 26 years strong with always a pet of some kind wherever I live, I'm fucking sick of it as well. I'll always love cats and dogs, but fuck am I ever tired of it. I understand your frustration.

anonymous 6 years ago
Take him to a korean bbq join... er doggie spa. They'll take care of him for you.
anonymous 6 years ago
Train your dog and he'll stop.
anonymous 6 years ago
Talk to your mother. Or don't it's up to you honestly.

I'm sorry for your loss of an addition.

Peace
anonymous 6 years ago
ohh what a bitch, the dog I mean.
just kill it you know its easy, that's how I dealt with mine

DONT TAKE IT SRS 6 years ago
poor dog

he's just a pupper. Dogs take real patience and responsibility.

He doesn't realize what he's doing is wrong. It'll show good character to be patient and raise the dog properly. Your mom will see that and it will help you in the long run.

Your dog will grow out of it. He just needs to learn. That doesn't mean he needs to die. Just be patient.
anonymous 6 years ago
Get an education, get a better job, or work two or three jobs so you can live in your own place (hey, even with roommates to share the costs), and get out of your Mom's house and away from the dog. I did it. You can do it too. Control what you can control - your situation and your attitude.
Beauhew 6 years ago
I feel your pain! Fuck that dog
Just like Fuck my partners dogs

Dumb bitches
anonymous 5 years ago
It is important to lick your dog. Scince you neglected to lick your dog, this kind of behavior is to be expected.
anonymous 5 years ago
Put a dog collar on your neck, and have a leash running from that collar to the dog's collar. Make sure both collars are padlocked as well as the leash, and give the keys to your mom.
anonymous 5 years ago
I just sat to think about how to kill my dog. walked the motherfucker four fuckin blocks and the bitch pulled all the fuckin time. Going on stupid fucking barking rants at ANYTHING that fuckin passed! What is the point of redirecting over and fuckin OVER! the bitch doesn't listen. I soon as i give a fuckin command the dumb fuck does the same thing over and over. Its like the only time he hears me is when i fling his stupid ass across the room or up against my gate. I fuckin hate HIM!

fuckinpissed 5 years ago
If the dog's not chipped, you, or a sympathetic friend who drives & you, could just take it for a long, long drive out to some wilderness area and leave it. Problem solved. If your mom wants to get another, this time you could express a preference which she might agree to. Get a poodle; they are highly intelligent and learn fast, so you won't have hardly any problems afterwards. And their coat does not have to be cut into that stereotypical style either.
anonymous 5 years ago
Oh no, I know this rant is old but I'm hoping you see this. Do not kill him or abandon him please!!!! If he's a puppy, it's going to take a bit of time for him to understand what is bad behaviour. This is how my mum dealt with a puppy who was hyper and playful: Everytime he peed or broke something, she would show him the broken thing or his pee, scolded him, and beat his butt lightly not too hard. He understood after some weeks and is now a smart four year old puppy. Dogs don't deserve all of this abuse, please don't do anything too bad, just slap his butt if he does anything bad.
anonymous 5 years ago
What is with some of you psychopaths? Talking about killing animals? Letting them run off into the woods? To starve and die? “Kicking his ass against the fence”, you’re all fucking nutters and I hope you all die. Dogs deserve patience, training and are hard fucking work. None of you deserve animals — none of you should have animals. Sick fucks.
Fuck You Pieces of Shit 4 years ago
Has anybody been dog dominated before? Like you get chained by the neck to a big dog with your hands cuffed to your waist, and you are forced to follow and obey the dog and if you don't, the dog gives you a nice chomp to remind you who is in charge.
anonymous 4 years ago
Dogs-the most awesome animals in the world but also the most ANNOYING animals ever. I've had a german Shepherd for over 10 years now and I can't stand him anymore. Not gonna bore with details,I will be typing for hours. Funny thing he's actually a great dog compared to most I've seen because he is a full blood german shepherd that actually listens for the most part. I just can't stand anymore, ALWAYS needs,wants something. Cannot take anymore!!!!
anonymous 3 years ago
HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?!?

That dog just needs more training AND YOU CRITICIZE HIM?!? Wow, that’s just evil! You’re supposed to be patient with dogs like that!
anonymous 3 years ago
4 years later i bet this loser still lives at home and bitches like they pay bills
anonymous 3 years ago
Dogs are unnatural, brain damaged mutants and shouldn't exist.

1. Dogs are degenerated from wolves (not evolved, DEGENERATED)
2. They are the result of thousands of years of selective breeding making them INBRED.
3. They are inherently mentally unstable. A scientific study finds 80% of them have anxiety. Anxiety problems = aggression, incessant barking, restlessness, separation anxiety and impulsive/compulsive behavior.
4. Because of the anxiety, most dogs are drugged. Who wants a "best friend" who has to be drugged, or constantly restrained because they're a nervous wreck.
5. They can't survive in the wild because they are completely dependent on humans. Nature hates them and will literally kill them.
6. They almost always have to be crated in the house (especially when left alone) or they will go ape-shit and tear the place apart. Therefore dogs are unnatural mutants with no true home. Like I said, the natural world would kill them immediately.
7. No animal on earth makes annoying disturbing noises like the way dogs constantly bark their heads off. Sometimes they bark at nothing for no reason. A squirrel, a leaf etc. Why are these noisy, stinky, shedding, shit-eating obnoxious beasts so overrated? Barking causes mental trauma in most people.
8. They're the only animal that threatens people for no reason. If I got a nickel every time a dog was barking and growling bloody murder at me (even when out on a walk, bike ride on public property) I'd be on Forbes list. It's not about "protection" these unstable mutants are bloodthirsty and want an excuse to maul any living thing that crosses their path. They are "fearful" of everything, even "strange humans" who they've supposedly "evolved" with for thousands of years.
9. They stink, they're filthy, they shed, sniff asses and crotches (or animals and people), they eat their own shit, other shit and toss their own salad multiple times a day. And after all that they plant wet sloppy "kisses" on their owners. /vomits.
10. They are literally retarded. Since they are a degeneration of wolves, they were bred to be "puppy-like" - floppy ears and temperament. This explains their annoying behavior and constant need to bark at every tiny thing. Mentally they are immature. Wolves grow up and they act nothing like dogs, if they did the pack would kill them.
11. They are very dangerous. Especially the larger breeds. I can't believe pit bulls, Rottweilers German shepherds, mastiffs, and other dogs bred for fighting and guarding are allowed as pets. If they're not restrained 24/7 and they get out they will attack.
12. A dog doesn't know the difference between a prey animal like a rabbit, squirrel or a 2 year old human child. A dog doesn't know the difference between a home intruder, a delivery person or a 7 year old kid who's retrieving their baseball from the yard.
13. They're not worth the effort. Let's reject the DOGma and see these inbred mutants for what they truly are: dangerous, filthy abominations.

Sony 3 years ago
As Sister XXXxC said; "Lay down and lick your nuts"....Growling while licking is at your discretion. Then kibble time.
LUCRETIA 3 years ago
It's so sad and outrageous that most people PRIORITIZE selfish,disloyal, cunning and food oriented dogs over their human family or partners. Never trust anyone who likes dogs more than humans, they're degenerates pieces of shit like their dogs. Bitches, these dogs will change their loyalty within 2 days if someone else started to offer it food.
Dog nutters die and stop promoting dogs 2 years ago
Paloozi said that Mr Trump ate the secty's chihuahua live...I dont know, but that makes him special to me and the gang. That takes guts and is covered under executive pribbledge.
desanntish 2 years ago
Humans are pieces of narcissistic, planet raping , entitled Peices Of Sh1t!
Meledy Mir 2 years ago
Fuck these dog crazed people and these stupid boxes of slobber. I hate my husband's dog so fucking much. I'm sick of looking at her stupid face and hearing her whine and bark for absolutely no goddamn reason. I do not understand how anyone could love such an abomination. I actively plot ways of destroying this over rated piece of shit. I would just hate to know she didn't suffer enough. Call my psycho all you want, I could care less.
Fuck dogs and dog lovers 2 years ago
I HATE my dog too. Ever since the day I got him, all I do is clean up his piss and shit and try to hide all my stuff cos he’s chewed so many things. Worst animal I’ve ever had. I don’t understand how people are crazy about dogs. They’re fucking retarded.
Nat 2 years ago
I found my people! Dogs are awful. They're dumb, they stink, constantly underfoot and in the way, and destroy shit that you've worked for. Can't wait for the day that I no longer have a dog.
anonymous 2 years ago
I’m human and I love violence against dogs (please note the immense sarcasm)
I hate humans 2 years ago
Wow all you people saying kill or abandon the dog are just sick assholes who deserve to get put down instead of the dogs!! I get pissed as hell at how my dog has been shedding insane amounts of hair this summer but I would NEVER kill him for it. I don't know why this page full of psychos showed up on Google when I asked how to stop my dog from shedding. OP is an entitled little brat and even admits to not having a job yet he/she is sooooo upset over some damn shoes that he/she didn't even buy them, I'm guessing Mommy did. I hope your mommy keeps the puppy and throws you away with the trash because that's what you are throwing, kicking, and wanting to kill an innocent dog who just needs repetitive training and he/she will learn! I HATE humans, dogs are not automatically born a hateful and aggressive species but humans sure are.
I h8 hoomans 2 years ago
This is why there are no pets in trumpland...HE EATS THEM, LIVE..then throws his bowl against the wall.
IWONKKA 2 years ago
Wow. I read this because I hate my daughter’s very old dog and am waiting for it to die of natural causes. You should not kill or beat a dog. I love my two dogs and I take care of her dog the same way I take care of mine. I even talk to it as if I love it. But I won’t be sad when this animal does go. Some of you are just sick.
Jj 2 years ago
My neighbor had a dog that would bark constantly which was 2 feet from my window, all day and all night. I called animal control many times and the city never did anything about it. I was in high school and 4 years have passed of dealing with this. I would cry out of frustration because I could never actually sleep. I literally wanted to die amongst other things only adding into the feeling. One day I opened up the wooden fence just enough for it to get curious and sneak into my backyard. Oh when I saw this nasty little white strangely hard messed up looking jack Russel terrier mixed with some god awful thing, my adrenaline kicked in, I ran out side and closed that wooden open and started to panic so he lunched at my and but my hand so I grabbed him by his head and swung him up and slammed him on the ground, he ran off into my garage freaking out knocking over everything so I took a hammer and hit him on his head and stuffed him in a large cat litter box and sprayed engine fluid and suffocated him. After that I tossed him in the trash, stuck him in the bottom. Happiest moment of my life. Oh yeah and I like dogs and cats. I HATE muts more than anything, their is something very wrong with them. Anyways your welcome.
Anonymous 2 years ago
“Oh when I saw this nasty little white strangely hard messed up looking jack Russel terrier mixed with some god awful thing, my adrenaline kicked in, I ran out side and closed that wooden open and started to panic so he lunched at my and but my hand so I grabbed him by his head and swung him up and slammed him on the ground, he ran off into my garage freaking out knocking over everything so I took a hammer and hit him on his head and stuffed him in a large cat litter box and sprayed engine fluid and suffocated him. After that I tossed him in the trash, stuck him in the bottom. Happiest moment of my life.”

I hope you get tortured to death in prison, you absolute psychopath!
anonymous 2 years ago
To the person that killed the dog, you’re a complete psychopath. I hope you know if you can do that to a dog, you will probably do it to a person some day, if you haven’t already. You have no feelings, no soul. I feel sorry for anyone you come in contact with, because you’re a dangerous psycho. You don’t deserve anything good in life, ever!
anonymous 2 years ago
To the people above me commenting about this supposedly psycho path.

Your coming into a website about a person ranting about hating dogs and your criticism is ridiculous. The kid was in highschool and was tormented for 4 years about a dog that wouldn't stop barking and he tried to at least solve it on his own by reaching out to animal control and I'm sure he didn't give the full story. I wish I had the balls to do that, I've encountered so many dogs who just needed to be put down. This person obviously was suffering and by human nature he took it into his own hands and unfortunately it's hard to control your feelings so I can understand the extent especially after biting him that only adds on top of the years of abuse. You people are ridiculous. Judgemental and hippocrates the reason why is not all dogs are good dogs just like humans. If this is false tell me if it's impossible to create a monster?? A lot of people create monsters and it's easily done and unfortunately this happens to people, not saying that this is what happened to the person who put that dog out just saying. Your arguments hold no grounds against why or how this was not a reasonable thing to do, I'm sure he is probably not an alien so he's human but I suppose he could be an alien but that's to complicated to argue. Anyways I'm surprised he put up with a dog like that for 4 years or whatever that to me shows a good person and patient otherwise he would of done this way way sooner. You people are just caught up in your feelings and completely missed the mark. No wonder why your protecting a dog. Your two are probably dog like more than you are human, what s shame, acting like people are just bad people because of this, I mean he could be but you don't know that.
Joseph 2 years ago
^^ I bet you hate dogs too, Joseph!

Also, go to Hell for sucking up to that asshole who killed the poor dog in cold blood just because it couldn’t stop bothering him!
anonymous 2 years ago
I've had several dogs in my life. I recently got a 4 month old puppy because I'm single and friendless. I wanted this dog to be my companion. Despite hours of training he is hyper and addlebrained. Just when I think he's housebroken he will mess the floor even after being out for an hour. When I try to be affectionate to him he tries to chew my hands despite having numerous chewies and toys scattered around. He clawed my face tonight when I was petting him and now I have a scratch down my cheek. I AM TRYING SO HARD TO BE FRIENDS WITH THIS DOG AND HE IS IRREDEEMABLY NAUGHTY. Should I take him back to the shelter? I really wanted a lifetime companion like other dogs I've had but this is just the worst. This guilt is killing me because I'm honestly starting to hate him.
Can't win 2 years ago
I understand you, I have same problem. Me and my husband got a dog and I was thinking I can handle it, my son is happy and my husband is ok but since we adopted him I went through so much shit. Can't get rid of him, because I feel guilty. I always blame myself why I brought this shit to my life? He is destroying everything I don't have anymore free time to study,..... . Whoever read this comment please understand that If your life is so busy and you have many challenges in your life and you are the only one in family that has to take care of everything, please never ever try to have a pet. I wish just my dog get lust
Lucie 1 year ago
Oh FOO FOO!
anonymous 1 year ago
The Karen's hate everything and everyone including themselves and have a bottomless capacity for mean-ness and insufferability.
Karen Karen Karen Karen Karen Karen 1 year ago
I am also at the end of my patience with my 11 y/o dog who doesn't seem to get older. I thought dogs don't even live to that age. This bitch is still alive and is annoying as shit. My life is busy with other stuff and this dog is soooo anxious and pees everywhere in spite of being just outside minutes ago. We have to put diapers on her. I think she is seriously that anxious and pees her pants literally. I can't stand her. She is a smart and loving little dog but she always wants to be with you and I am very much not a touchy-feely person. I realized I can only live with cats! Those are my kind of animals. I am hoping my dog is going to cross the rainbow soon, although she doesn't look like it at all. I have bad thoughts but I know I will not be able to do them. So people, no worries. I will never have another dog after this one!
Sickandtired 1 year ago
I live in a apartment complex and my dog just wont stop barking at every little noise from my neighbors im so fed-up with him, he's potty trained but will deliberately pee all over the floor. I have to change his food every month because he gets bored of it and wont eat it which makes him throw up so now i have to clean his shit, pee, and vomit. I cant leave anything anywhere because he destroys it. I sent him to get trained as I thought it was just me who failed at it but he came back with the same issues Im typing this on my 4th night without sleep due to his incessive barking and my patients is running thin I don't want to but im gonna have to give him away.
AA 1 year ago
I live with my mom too. where im from inflation is so bad and theres too many people moving here. if you dont make $30 an hour good luck finding a home. unless you want to live in the ghetto and risk bieng a victim of crime. (minimum wage is $17) so im currently studying and in the process of finally getting out but the process takes some time. i dont know when that time will come but my two little dogs are so fucking annoying. all they do is bark and whine and im so fucking tired of it. ever since i was in highschool. im talking YEARS! i tell my mom to get rid of them and she wont! instead she just sits and tells them to "shut up" like thats going to fucking do anything... they are potty trained thankfully but still shit the kennel from time to time. i hate these fucking animals so much!!! i grew up around small dogs and im so over it. always escaping the fences and barking at LITERALLY NOTHING! my car is broken so i literally cant leave !! which means i get to deal with the mental trauma of these retarded fucking mutts. while they interrupt my study time MY ONLY GATEWAY OUT OF THIS. otherwise i wouldve drove them to the shelter my damn self. but then id have to explain to my mom how they even got out the house. i often find myself thinking about strangling them and putting them in the dumpster. but i know deep down im not that kind of person. yall might not believe that. But this is what YEARS of mental trauma does to a clear minded individual. keep in mind i grew up my whole life around these dirty rats and everytime they die MY MOM BUYS MORE! Dog owners who disagree only care about themselves so fuck all of you. i hope your stupid fucking dogs maul you and your children... maybe youll have a different outlook after that. or maybe not since you guys seem to keep them on higher pedistools than actual human biengs.. alright im done ranting but moral of the story FUCK DOGS!!!!
Fdogs 1 year ago
There is no party arousing proof that sanntos ate those puppies and guppies. When he is President you will all see only what we want you to see, and he will become Supreme Ruler.
Pence 1 year ago
For real, I feel your pain dogs are freaking annoying, I don't care what you dog worshipers are saying. Dogs are freaking annoying and greedy, all the do is eat and destroy stuff, I wanna f up my sister's dog so much, he's annoying and greedy for real, all he cares about is food and attacking people, I wonder would he be happy if he eats himself to death greedy behind.
anonymous 1 year ago
What you are describing is homo sapiens not dogs. Greedy consumers who will consume the world. Dogs are a million times better.
anonymous 1 year ago
I have two rescue dogs that my boyfriend really wanted. I am truly a cat person but I've lived with dogs before and didn't think it would be a bad idea. Our boy rottweiler is a great dog. He ruined the leather seats in my brand new car and I forgive him and love him dearly... My other dog the female Pitbull is terrible. (Not my first Pitbull), attacks the boy occasionally out of jealousy, (we always try to give equal attention or even more to her but doesn't work) she has dirty dog syndrome from her last owners and rolls in her own shit, (like I said rescue) we've tried to toilet train for over a year with treats and positive reinforcement but it doesn't work. I will take both dogs toilet. The boy will go toilet outside the girl will come out sniff the ground then run inside and piss and shit in the house. I'm starting to think she does it for attention and I am so sick of her. So so over it. I try so hard to love her but all I feel is sadness and guilt. I don't think I ever want dogs again after these ones get old, I'm scared of ever having to go through this again. I dread the next few years with her in life. The never ending cycle of piss and shit everywhere. She doesn't have a medical condition. I think she's got some sort of trauma and attention seeking problems form whatever her last owners did to her. She's scared of tv remotes and water bowls... My dog is mentally ill and I'm miserable as heck. So no it doesn't make you horrible to hate your dog. It just is what it is.
I wish I got a cat instead 2 months ago
Genuinely reading through this reminds me how much I fucking hate dogs, more specifically dogs with little dog syndrome, Those retards will bark at the dust
Fuck dogs 2 weeks ago
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