Hippo herd

I went to this sad ass singles event recently. Pretty much all of the women there were dumpy. There was one who looked sorta like Emma Watson, she ended up getting caught by this loser dipshit at a table to where no one else even got a chance to interact with her.

You go somewhere like this you try to make do with the slim pickings. There was this group of fat women. Tattoos, emo/scene shit despite them being over 30. I was willing to talk to one or two of them. Problem? They stayed in their fucking herd the entire night. I don't think anyone approached them for this reason.

No one is going to approach someone when there are three or four other people watching you with a microscope, there to pick apart your every move.

I wanted to talk to the Emma Watson looking bitch.

The worst and most obvious thing about this, is I don't think anyone went home with anyone. I don't think anyone really "met" any one either. Two minutes of small talk with someone you'll never see again doesn't count.

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anonymous Relationships July 16, 2026 at 7:58 pm 0 0