He Hit Him With a Video

I Am Former Backyard Wrestler The Videomaster

When I was a kid I would watch Wrestling and laugh seeing Wrestlers hit eachother with chairs and cookie pans, and it gave me and my friends at School the idea of making a Backyard Wrestling league and we would hit eachother with just about anything but the weapon we mostly used was VHS Tapes.

When one of my friends hit another friend in the head with a VHS Tape I would yell "He Hit Him With a Video."

Believe me getting hit in the head with a video hurts because I remember asking myself "What would happen if I hit someone in the head with a video?" My smartass cousin would respond with "If you hit someone with a video then they will die."

So I hit my Cousin in the head with a Power Rangers VHS Tape and I got in trouble for hitting my cousin in the head with a video. But later on my Cousin hit me in the Dead with a Pokemon VHS Tape and it fucking hurt I ended up with a headache after me and my cousin both hit eachother in the heads with VHS Video Tapes.

In School one time me and this guy named Kevin got into a fight and he threw a book at me and I took a video that I brought to class (just in case) and Hit Kevin in the head with a video and the video smashed into pieces and as a result of me bashing a VHS tape on Kevin's head; I ended up getting suspended from School.

One time at Blockbuster Video some asshole tried to take the video I wanted to rent Pokemon The First Movie so I argued with him and picked up a Blockbuster video box from behind a display copy of The Barney Movie and hit this asshole in the head with a Blockbuster Video and after that I was banned from Blockbuster.

AS the years went on VHS was replaced by DVDs and now Blurays and they are less effective as weapons, I graduated from School, and Blockbuster went out of business.

I haven't hit anyone in the head with a video since VHS Tapes were replaced by DVDs but not too long ago I picked up some old VHS Tapes and brought them with me to work and my coworker Kevin started pissing me off so I hit him in the head with a Video while yelling "HE HIT HIM WITH A VIDEO." and then I got fired but before I left I threw coffee in his fat face and hit my former boss in the head with a VHS and smashed it to pieces and I feel so redeemed.

But let me talk about some people I want to hit with VHS Tapes.

I watched Shazam Fury of the Gods and if there's anything I really hated from that movie was those two ankle biting pipsqueak brats Asher Angel and Jack Dylan Grazer like those two remind me of these nerds who I hit in the head with Videos Tapes in Middle School and got suspended because of that and I would love to Pirate Shazam Fury of the Gods on a VHS Tape and then go to Comic Con and smash both of those two morons in the head with a video and shout "He Hit them with a Video." all over Comic Con.

Seriously I googled their images and seeing the image of both Asher Angel and Jack Dylan Grazer Hugging Eachother with their cheeks pressed against eachother like that shit makes me sick to my stomach. I want to go to any event that they are at and smash them both in the head with a video at this very moment.

I would love for them to try to transform and yell "SHAZAM" because I'll be yelling "He Hit Them With Videos"

Oh Yeah that wasn't me that wrote that nasty confessions about wanting to smell their feet like I wouldn't smell their nasty ass feet, that was Footsniffer who wrote that, Footsniffer a foot smelling freak that tried to do the Toenail Sandwich Challenge and who I have Wrestled with before including recently at Subway along with Cowboy Carl and Robb Banks.

If I ever get my hands on both Asher Angel and Jack Dylan Grazer and hit them both in the head with VHS Tapes, 'll let Robb Banks steal their underwear too since Robb Bank has a thing for stealing guys' underwear and let Foot Sniffer take their shoes off and smell their feet as long as I whack the both of those flushable turds with a VHS Tape.

Asher Angel and Jack Dylan Grazer if you are reading this than you are both being put on notice because The Videomaster is going to hit you both with Videos and their is nothing you two nuggets will do about it.

Also I got a message To Finn Wolfhard and his fellow Ghostbusters Co Star Logan Kim.

I got kicked out of my Local Theater for hitting people in the head with VHS Tapes when I went to see Ghostbusters Frozen Empire all because some dipshits kept shushing me for Booing Finn Wolfhard on Screen but also I can't stand that little Korean Boy named Podcast played by Logan Kim.

He's so annoying, like hitting the Stay Puft Man with his shoe like that's what your girlfriend Phoebe would've done but I would've hit it with a Video just like I'd love to hit both Logan Kim and Finn Wolfhard in the Head With.

I went over and hit the idiot who shushed me with a VHS Tape and yelled "HE HIT HIM WITH A VIDEO" and yelled "Shush me again and i'll hit you with every tape I brought with me."

"Then ushers came out to tell me to leave the theater and I said "Fuck you." and Hit the usher in the Head with a Video.

I left the theater and destroyed every bit of promotional signage and posters of Ghostbusters Frozen Empire because anytime that Fish Faced Emo **** was in eyeshot, I would get pissed and now i'm banned from the Theater for causing damages to the Theater.

Fuck you **** Wolfsoft and Logan Kimmy Podcast Boy, for ruining Ghostbusters for me along with Tommy Doyle, Fatass Oswolt and some Harold and Kumar reject.

They all deserve to be hit in the head with a VHS Tape.

Because I Am The Videomaster and I am coming to Hit You in the Head With a Video in your Neighborhood near you.

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The VideoMaster Other May 04, 2024 at 11:04 am 0 0