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MY NAME IS GIM AND THE SUN REFLECTS OFF MY HEAD SO BRIGHTLY IT TAKES DOWN AIRPLANES. I HAVE A RECEEDING HAIRLINE WORSE THAN MAJIN VEGETA BUT STILL BELIEVE MYSELF TO BE A PEAK SPECIMEN OF HUMANITY. I CAN'T EAT MEAT BECAUSE MY DAD IS VLAD THE DEER IMPALER WHO EXPOSED ME TO A TICK THAT MADE ME ALLERGIC. I CAN BE SLAIN BY A SINGLE FLOWER. YET I AM THE HARDEST WORKING HUMAN BEING ALIVE AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO DOESN'T LIVE UP TO MY PREMADONNA STANDARDS ARE BUMS AND INGRATES. HEAR ME OLD MAN FART TO DROWN OUT THE VOICES OF ANYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM. HUAH.
anonymous Political October 30, 2024 at 2:17 pm 0
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