Funerals

I'm old enough to have been to enough funerals now, to where I can talk about what I deem to be sickening behavior at them.

ANY relative/friend who stands around smiling, like nothing is going on, who wants everyone to talk to them like they are a washed up celebrity at a pop culture convention should be ashamed of themselves. No one wants to talk to you. No one even likes you. Why are you making the day about yourself?

Women. If you have your fucking tits poking out, that is HIGHLY disrespectful. I don't care whose funeral you're at, or what your relationship was with the deceased. I don't wear shit that showcases my vienna sausage. You shouldn't wear shit to showcase your sagging bags.

The attitude like you don't want to be there. I get that you may be roped into going. The last funeral I went to was for someone who I fucking know didn't love me, and I was surrounded by sick, horrible fucking people. Did I act like nothing was going on and everything was okay because I had no grief for the deceased? No. I also didn't fake cry and bawl and go "WHYYYYYYYYY?" You can go to a funeral and behave. In other words, don't fake cry, also don't act like it's just a normal day. You don't have to talk about the dead. You also don't have to be an asshole.

Last one. If you have kids, teach them to act. This fucking disrespectful little brat was at the last funeral I was at, and she was going on about wanting Chick Fil-A. That was some of the weakest fucking shit I had ever heard. She was like 14 at least, not 5. No excuse.

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anonymous Other October 04, 2025 at 10:38 pm 0 1