Use this and ween out 99.99999% of the shit people on these apps. Aka 99.99999% of the people on there to begin with.
No job listed. Means unemployed.
No answer on if they have kids, means they have kids.
No answer on substance use, means they use.
Fixation on creepy death shit. True crime, historical tragedies, shit like the tapestry that all weird women have now of the skeletons kissing. Run.
Any sort of opinionated crap regarding politics. Left or right leaning.
Any mentions of "passenger princess" or "elder emo" these types are impossible. Perpetual victims, who live on the app and no one is ever good enough. Talk with them, be ready for sob stories galore.
Anyone showing off their anatomy. One picture at a beach can be forgivable if the ass/tits/pee pee aren't front and center. If the are, that means the person is manipulative and one to coast off looks.
anonymousRelationships March 23, 2026 at 10:55 am00
You had me until that final point. You'd be surprised how many women think they can coast on their looks with just a headshot because feminism has convinced them they're a catch. I dated a feminist like that off PlentyOfFish while in college years ago. My latest ex tried to caost on her looks and she mostly wore dude's clothing. She wasn't a tomboy but didn't know how to wear heels, didn't know how to wear makeup, but she never needed them for guys to try to get into her pants either.
If they're on a beach and showing off their body I just assume we'd be incompatible anyway because they've got money. They wouldn't want shit to do with someone like me, and never swipe on me anyway so it's not like I've ever been wrong. I'm too poor for that sort of person. anonymous 2 hours ago
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If they're on a beach and showing off their body I just assume we'd be incompatible anyway because they've got money. They wouldn't want shit to do with someone like me, and never swipe on me anyway so it's not like I've ever been wrong. I'm too poor for that sort of person.
anonymous 2 hours ago