Creepiest loser I've ever had to work under

He was a wimpy, spineless, two faced, short little fucker with a feminine voice.

He was over bearing and nosy, constantly asking people intrusive questions about their personal lives. He'd talk shit about anyone too.

He'd beg people to hang out with him outside of work, and would provide the guilt trip of how he was putting his job on the line in even asking. Wouldn't you want to hang out with a person like that?

He would immediately friendzone himself with every girl and say "girl!" mid conversation with them. He'd pretend to have a crush on every fucking girl there too. He'd shout it out loud to other employees to where these unfortunate girls could hear from across the room. You can probably guess how that went for him.

He would advertise how shitty his life was, thinking it would deflect insecurity, when really he made it obvious what his buttons were. It was easier for him to think people didn't like him because he was short and had a girly voice, than to think it had anything to do with his personality.

It was exhausting to be around a person like this. I shouldn't know he had never been on a date (shocker!) or anything else that I did about this fuck. He'd text you at random too. Inappropriate given that he was supposed to have been a boss. Everything he did was inappropriate. He wanted the job to be like a fucking sitcom where everyone's going to bed together and knows each other's business. In real life that shit doesn't happen and anyone naive and stupid enough to think it does is dangerous to deal with.

Could you imagine a pity date with this fuck? Him probably throwing some unwanted gifts at you, before making some generic compliment he doesn't mean and prepared himself to say. Him never shitting up as he drowns you in questions about your life, and thinks saying how pathetic he is will really help him. Then he'd probably try to kiss at the end because that's what they do on movies. Then he'd blow up your phone and never stop. Then if you're like "leave me alone" he probably wouldn't even take the hint. Like I'm a straight man and could see him doing all of this, God knows what a woman's take on him would be.

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anonymous Work November 03, 2026 at 6:55 am 0 0