Buldak is death

White trash cuisine in general can be, like if you live off of it and retards do. Most white trash foods do not cause internal damage almost immediately upon eating like Buldak does. Before I start, I think all of the sissy ass crybaby shit about food coloring in Doritos and Cheetos is bullshit. I want it to look good and taste good, and it killing lab monkies is not the same as actual people. And at like $6 for one bag, it's not something I eat every day any way.

But Buldak tho, it is fucking death. It's a brand of overpriced ramen that is intentionally made to be too spicy to enjoy, that you then build a tolerance for to where it suddenly becomes less spicy and halfway descent to eat.

I started eating that shit. Immediately I started having to shit a lot. Lava lamp looking shits. Shit floating. Looking red from what I hope were just peppers. Then if I get a more solid shit, it'd still look red and have me questioning if it was blood. Wiping my ass would be red too.

My stomach would hurt for days after eating the shit, even if I wasn't eating it. I finally realized the correlation to what I'm talking about and eating this shit. I really thought it was just stress from my job that was doing this to me.

I have stopped eating it. I threw out the remaining packs I had. My stomach is still hurting, albeit less than it was. I've still been having slight lava lamp looking shits. They are just becoming more solid and normal again. This shit caused fucking damage. Thankfully it seems to be reversing, but goddamn. I shutter at the thought of how kids eat this shit. This is far worse for a person and more dangerous to consume than Prime or Hot Cheetos or Takis, or any of the other white trash foods.

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Marachau Other March 14, 2026 at 3:35 pm 0 0