Biden Signs Vulture As US Bird

An unwanted parting last Christmas gift from Sleepy Joe Biden, the dementiated dotard the US has been saddled with for 4 years. He's gone and signed a law making the Bald Eagle the official bird. Didn't he wonder why after all these decades it has never been done before. The Bald Eagle is an opportunistic hunter. It uses its large size to steal the catches of other smaller birds, if it doesn't decide to raid their nests make them the catch for the meal. The opportunist hunter it is means that the Bald Eagle regularly eats raodkill and carrion. That's right, just like Buzzards & Vultures. Then there's the vocalizations of the Bald Eagle; its boring. Because of its dominate size it hasn't had to developed any impressive vocalizations. The Red Hawk is the bird call that's subbed in when needed for the Bald Eagle. So there's the new official US bird: A bully opportunistic Vulture with a tiresome voice. Previous administrations realized this was too spot on with how the rest of the world views America, so wisely never made it signed into law as the official bird.

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anonymous Political December 26, 2024 at 10:02 am 0 0