Bananas
Bananas suck ass. They give heartburn and have no fucking flavor. What happened was some fungus nearly made bananas extinct like 80 years ago, so they came up with genetically modified plants which now make up the majority of the banana supply.So because of some cocksucking fungus thay just had to exist and ruin peoples fun, now the majority of people have never had a banana that actually tastes good and is like what a banana is supppsed to taste like.
Cant scientists come up with a way to reverse this? Garbage bananas are not real bananas. How about i give you an apple devoid of 95% of its flavor and pretend its still the same thing. Thats what happened.
anonymous Funny November 12, 2024 at 7:35 pm 0 0
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