anyone who wants to live in the middle of nowhere

Is a self-important, creepy, fuck. People who want to have some fortress in the middle of nowhere. Or, spoiled suburbanite trash who think it'd be like Better Homes and Gardens to live outside of the city.

It's not fun. Shit doesn't work. Every commute is a chore. Unstable internet/phone connectivity which in the modern world severely limits you from doing a great number of basic tasks.

I worked with one creepy fuck who went on about wanting a farm. Talking about wanting to raise animals to slaughter, nothing creepy about that at all.

Then this other fuck. Fat ass who'd wear a black shirt to conceal it. Chainsmoking motherfucker. Always crossed his arms. Incredibly difficult to talk to. Sob story about how he blocked out his childhood (guarantee I came from worse) and he'd boast about his middle of nowhere, anti-social, serial killer sounding ass shithole and how he wasn't going to move. No wonder he was single.

Think about it. Male. Female. Straight. Gay. Whatever. Whatever you're into, wouldn't you be put off and creeped out by someone who boasts about living far off from city limits for seemingly no other reasons than for some perception of power and no one knowing what you're doing. I like women, so I picture some hot as fuck but insane ass, true crime obsessed bitch saying all of this, and me noping the hell out.

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anonymous Other June 22, 2026 at 5:16 pm 0 0