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Alright. Granny Fucker wins. Julie Andrews. I'd do her. She was fucking beyond beautiful as Mary Poppins and the like. Id still be able to see that as I'd fuck her. She'd like some young guy schlong I bet.
anonymous Funny October 29, 2026 at 10:40 pm 0
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To be safe, if you fuck her and can't stand her ugly face, look at her older pictures in her 20s and 30s as you thrust back and forth, instead of looking straight to her face lols
Granny Fucker 3 hours ago
I've seen pictures of her at her current age where she looks okay and then others where she looks scary. I'd have to boink while thinking of her as Mary Poppins just to be safe. I'd be like :D instead of D:
anonymous 3 hours ago
If you fuck an old lady, is it like that part on Nutty Professor 2?
Curious 3 hours ago
Not really lols Great point though, haha
Granny Fucker 3 hours ago
Granny Fucker should be dropped in a volcano!
anonymous 2 hours ago
Nobody should be dropped in a volcano. You drop that ass for the grannies! That's what's up
Granny Fucker 2 hours ago
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