Workplace psychos

I have worked with a few people who are all of this type. Of being fake and crazy, scary crazy.

First was this effeminate douche who always faked a smile and peppy attitude. Not in the way a normal boss might, where you know they're still human. These fucks do this entirely fake stonewall persona and act like a human cartoon character in between their moments of anger and bitching. Then if you see them on their breaks they are soooo weird.

2nd was this fuck who admitted to living in the internet. He was like Jim Carrey on The Cable Guy in being obsessed with pop culture, only this guy didn't even get half of his references right. Very paranoid, porn obsessed, angry, shit talking weirdo. He acted queer as hell and claimed to have a girlfriend. Yeah, and I'm James Bond.

3rd was like a 40 something year old version of the previous guy. He was balding, flaired his arms as he walked, did the smile shit, only this guy actually had a kid. Maybe a beard situation where he wasn't the bio dad, I dunno. I couldn't imagine any of these creepy fucks liking anything much less being into someone.

And the most recent is this crazy acting bitch who I currently work with. She uses a loud fake Disney princess voice when talking, she borderline flirts with me and all the other guys here, unlike the other guys I don't like it when she does. She bitches all the time about how much she hates the job and wants to quit. It's Starbucks I doubt many want to work here forever, get over yourself. Her true anger, bitchy, crazy side shines more clearly than it did with the other guys who were like this. All crazy, creepy, fake, unstable people who I'm certain all have the same personality disorder.

Bonus. When I was at Disney World there was this worker who was like the types I'm talking about. The guy was annoying as hell and I hated having to speak to him. It was the worst part of my vacation, next to this retarded brat who was in line at Pirate of the Caribbean talking shit.

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anonymous Work August 01, 2025 at 2:34 pm 0 0