Unattractive Dating App Red Flags

Dear basic, boring, selfish people on dating apps. People who actually give a damn about others are tired of your shit. So much so, that I've compiled a list of the common behavior done by 95% of the fake asses on there.

You're openly going on about being in a poly relationship, and how if anyone doesn't like that it's on them. This logic also applies for when they've got 4 kids from different people. Maybe stop fucking around.

They use some random buzzword to define sexual orientation that isn't gay, straight, or bi. "AutoMotorStrennyCarpor Sexual."

They're holding booze in almost every picture.

Dark meth teeth.

They unironically quote basic bitch pop culture in an attempt at showing how unique and clever they are. Forrest Gump, The Office, Talladega Nights seem to be the biggest contenders.

Pics from basic bitch tourist spots. I don't care you've seen the northern lights. Your profile has NOTHING to demonstrate personality, and going to a basic bitch tourist spots doesn't give you depth.

Every prompt is ridden with "me" and "my."

If you begin messaging they give vague non answers to general, non intrusive questions. "What do you like to do for fun?" "lots of things."

When they make zero attempt to keep the conversation going. I get it if you're 10 messages in and are just tired of their shit, or the other person is moving too fast and you're distancing yourself. It's not okay however when you're one message in and the other person isn't doing their part at keeping it going. Like why did you like their profile then?

Can't write with proper grammar to save their life. Double points if they constantly use retard slang on top of it.

Into scary shit. All of these women into sick shit. No fucking thanks. And your tattoo of a dead butterfly on your arm isn't sexy either? No wonder you can't get a job.

They don't work. I don't want that. No one wants to parents some retard adult child.

Proudly boasting about being crazy. Retarded.

If you do any of this, no wonder you're single.

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anonymous Dating March 16, 2025 at 12:21 pm 1 3