tour guides and waitresses

I want to look by myself at a fucking place. I want to go at my own pace. I don't want tired jokes and ice breakers as you make us stand there for ten minutes as you ramble about some shit I don't care about and already got a good enough look at. Fuck, I hate tour guides.

And I hate wait staff at a restaurant. I want to get my own fucking drink. I need enough to drink. I fucking flash back to being waited on by trash growing up, who looked at me and my parents (also white trash) and would basically give us shitty service because they didn't expect a tip. I'd be needing a fucking drink and wouldn't be getting one.

One memory in particular, I was trying to eat something very very fucking hot. This effeminate ass pretty boy waiter never came to the table very often. At one point, after like thirty minutes of not checking up, sees that I had nothing in my cup. "We got a thirsty one." My mouth was on fire, leave the fucking pitcher or let me get my own you fuck.

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anonymous Other June 22, 2026 at 5:32 pm 0 1