they got me

They got me? They got me on what?

I didn't lie! There's no shame in that!

I don't want a girl! Is that sexist? No! It's my defense to your allegation that I messed with someone's woman. You alleged that I messed with someone's woman! What's my defense? Am I saying that I didn't do it? No. I'm saying that it's impossible for that to be the case!

But what about that ONE? I was accusing her! I wasn't wanting her, I was accusing her! THAT IS VERY CLEAR FROM THE TRANSCRIPTS SHE PROVIDED HERSELF!

And if I was accusing her then something must have been happening! Duh!

And it wasn't hallucintions, Einstein!

And just so you know... Do I care that I can't get a girl? You're going to have to remind me at trial when it was that I ever wanted one! You say that the girls want to be left alone? The girls always have been left alone by me! No shame in that, pal!

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anonymous Other January 25, 2021 at 3:25 am 1 4