Thanks body. God I hate the shit you do

I went to the water park the other day. It was better than the normal one I go to where it's all white trash and 40 year olds kiss and grab each other while in line.

This one didn't cause me to get a respiratory infection. My chest started itching though. The red bumps I'm usually covered in after leaving the water park, ones caused by being in contaminated water, are now only on my chest.

This pisses me off because why does my cocksucking body have to do this? Why do you punish me for this?!? Same with the annual respitory infection I'd get when I used to go to that other water park.

"Itz your bodee fighting infection" It can do it without causing me shit. What am I supposed to do? Go back in time? Why not get me a woman who looks like Lady Gaga in a bikini instead. If my body does that I don't care if I get covered in itching shit, as long as Lady Gaga can take a ride on my discord stick.

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anonymous Body April 05, 2025 at 7:56 pm 1 0