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Rip Don. He was given a hug and a cuddle by his BFF Para and instantly dissolved into a pile of goo. Turns out he was Deathly allergic to hugs and cuddles after being bitten by a lone star tick. What's worse is the allergy has spread to all of his friends who were likewise bitten. In an effort to save themselves, they passed a law to forever ban hugs and cuddles. They can never be touched by anyone ever again or their lives will end in a gooey mess.anonymous Political January 15, 2025 at 4:08 am 0 0
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