There is always that one fucking' cheapo at every work related potluck/holiday lunch that brings fuckin' store bought chips and dip, or a liter of some generic shit soda, a bag of mixed Hershey's, or cookies from the grocery store bakery, or some overpriced meat and cheese tray from the deli. I can't stand that shit. A potluck is supposed to be HOMEMADE, and brought in. Crock pot foods, casseroles, and desserts baked at home! If you're just going to bring shit from Instacart that you HAVE DELIVERED that day, why even come? Just call in sick or don't partake in it! We could get our own shit from the store!
"I don't cook!" You don't cook?? What the fuck does that even mean? Who doesn't cook? How d you live? What do you eat at home? You eat out every goddamn meal? Someone else cooks for you? You just eat junk-food like the trash you bring to the Thanksgiving potluck? It's the same people every year, or they think they are REALLY going all out if they bring a tub of warmed over potato salad or macaronic salad with a giant plastic spoon for all to dig into!
Can't even whip together some fucking potato salad at home? It isn't even that hard!
No one else agrees with me at work, and says they like all of it, and that it is "nice" that someone brings drink. Yeah, I mean...bring drinks, but don't JUST bring a liter of Pepsi or Root Beer! Don't bring Fritos Bean Dip and corn chips with a small container of Pace Salsa from home! Don't bring a bag of Chips Ahoys! Are you for real???
I feel like people can make ONE damn dish at home the night before or early before work to bring, a FEW times a year that we have the office potlucks! We do them for Easter, Christmas, and Thanksgiving, and then once in the summer for a taco bar....and the same people don't bring shit to that either!
At least the lady is gone who used to bring a box of KFC or store deli chicken every damn time! People dived into that crap too, and gobbled it up! Thanking her!
I can't wrap my head around it. To me, it is totally rude, lazy, incompetent, disengaged, and shows lack of etiquette!
Then to see them, piling up their plate with homemade food that other people brought, and the ham I spent HOURS preparing in my oven and carefully brought in here EARLY, put in a crock pot I also dragged in to keep it warm....and then they plop a bag of Ruffles and some Fritos Ranch Dip on the table? Didn't even open it?
I've brought this up to our supervisor AND our Director but neither of them seem to care, and said "People bring what they can, not everyone is into preparing meals, or has the time, space or ability. You are not required to eat anything that you don't like."
That isn't the point! At all! THOSE people STILL eat the GOOD stuff that others bring in! I watch these people every day, go out for every lunch, bring in McDonald's, Taco Bell, Burger King, order burritos and sandwiches and Panda Express...it is UNREAL...how can they live this way? And when our leaders said they don't have the "ability" I assume they meant financial, but they spent MORE on all that delivery and fast-food!! And if by "ability" they meant physical, well, that's still not everyone else's problem...and if that is the case, then, they shouldn't participate! They can stay in their cubicle for lunch and go get their take-out!
SamanthaWork November 13, 2024 at 3:53 pm12
Samantha, in case no one has told you yet, you're the official Work Karen. Get over it. A potluck means people bring what they want, they aren't required to do "homemade' (whatever that even means now) Nothing is homemade anymore, and the ingredients you used for your crock pot ham were all store bought, no difference. I doubt you slaughtered your own pig, cross-sections the hind leg for the ham cut, made the seasonings, marinate and glaze from scratch, now did you? You went to a store or butcher, got the ham, then picked up the ingredients to bake it in from a shelf, in a store. Didn't you? Anything else you brought, you still bought the goods from the store, right? Preparing it at home, is no different than picking it up already prepared from the deli. Sure, might cost less (maybe) but so what? And it isn't up to you to judge other people's ability or situation. Your managers are correct, and your coworkers are right when they say you are crazy for thinking that. Sounds like you're the one that shouldn't partake since you think you're better than everyone there because you own a crock pot. Sandy 1 day ago
Imagine being pissed off because someone brought bean dip to work.... anonymous 1 day ago
Hmmm, seems like you could just say "thank you" to the people you work beside everyday, who still put effort into trying to make a fun work event for everyone. Mack 1 day ago
This, my dear, is called a "first world problem"
There are people on the planet who don't have anything to eat, at all. You had a nice spread to choose from today, and instead got rageful and stuck-up over it, because....a bucket of chicken? gg 1 day ago
All of you coming at me, just don't fuckin' get it!
I never said I was better than anyone else, and I am NOT being stuckup or full of rage or whatever. Also, it isn't about chicken. The chicken lady isn't here anymore, thank god! My entire point was that a potluck is about EFFORT, people preparing food for others in their own kitchen and bringing it. What is the point if they are just going to run into the store, or order Instacart on their way to work? I mean, anyone can run into the store? This was about making something that is a recipe to share that most people don't get on a regular basis or can find anywhere else. You can't just walk into a store and get a ham fresh from a crock pot! But I can walk into any store, even a gas station, and pick up a bag of Fritos and dip! So, why bring that? It seems like NO mindfulness or concern was put into it, and that is shallow and rude to me! If they don't want to take part in it, they don't have to! But to just buy a cheap bag of chips or some soda, or a bag of candy? That isn't contributing to a shared meal! I mean , fine bring that and share, but you have to bring REAL food or a dessert too! A litter of Pepsi is NOT adding anything of substance or thought! No one makes Pepsi at home! Disagree with me, whatever, but it doesn't make me the "office Karen" or a snob or any of that, I am not the one who was inconsiderate and RUDE RUDE RUDE! And now I am being attacked over it? this is a good example of our we lost our way as people! We USED to all know what a potluck was about, and what homemade food meant. Not no one gets why that is so ridiculous to bring nothing personal to the table! If someone doesn't cook, fine I guess, I don't get that, but then don't come to work that day, or don't indulge in other people's stuff that they brought! I had to go back to the cubicle to avoid saying anything to those THREE people in our office who were chowing down on MY ham, when they ALL brought quick stuff from the store! One didn't even bother opening what they brought and it is STILL sitting there! They will just take it home! That is SO cheeky! I feel like if people don't bring something to contribute, but still want to eat, they should have to pay to compensate! There is no trade off otherwise. The idea is to SHARE, not just a few people being gluttons while others provide! Samantha 1 day ago
@OP, OMFG HAHAHA, you think that anyone you work with who eats the food you WILLINGLY brought to the office to share, should have to pay you if they didn't bring something to share that live up to your stupid ideas of what a potluck is? Jeeeeeessuuusss, HAHAHA! I bet you're just sooooooooo pleasant to work around! anonymous 1 day ago
Imagine bringing a ham to work, and then placing a tip jar or something next to it....hahaha anonymous 1 day ago
Ohh, I totally get you Samantha! The women and one or two men, come in with all this food and the laziest highest paid grubs roll in with a bag of chips. Seriously, if the women stop, the entire table will be cookies, chips and liters of soda. Start making a sign up sheet for specific or certain type items. People need to participate equally or don't do it at all. anonymous 1 day ago
@anonymous, STFU. "iF womEn sTop, tHe eNtie tAble deeeerp..."
So what? No one is REQUIRED to go out of their way to prepare a whole ass meal for anyone, not men, not women, no one. It doesn't mean they are lazy or useless, and the idea is to bring SOMETHING, and that is what everyone did do. You and OP are total snotty and spoiled privileged little twits. No one has to explain to you WHY they won't or can't slave over a prize fuckin' ham or blue-ribbon shitty-ass calorie ridden casserole. People are tired, they have lives, families, kids, other activities outside of work, hobbies, second and even third jobs and side gigs just trying to makes end meet! They might have a disabled or elderly relative they are in charge of, they might have a kid with special needs that takes up more time than most kids, or has appointments they have to go to all evening. Ever think that other people have shit going on and there might be a REASON they can't find the time or energy to make something at home? If they did, they'd probably rather have that, but they can't! So get over it! And even if they simply DO NOT WANT TO, so what even??? S Bar L Rancher 1 day ago
Excuse me, mein Fuhrer, but be happy that anyone brings anything to the potluck, or that you have one in the first place. Don't be so judging on what the other coworkers bring. They have families and money's tight.
anonymous 11 hours ago
"PEOPLE AT WORK RUINING POTLUCKS!
There is always that one fucking' cheapo at every work related potluck"
Excuse me, mein Fuhrer, but be happy that anyone brings anything to the potluck, or that you have one in the first place. Don't be so judging on what the other coworkers bring. They have families and money's tight. And family comes before their workplaces chums. anonymous 11 hours ago
I got a question for the OP:
Did anyone on their death bed ever say "Gee, I wish I could've made my coworkers happier!" I don't think so. But your workplace could just be a place where everyone is literally treated like a robot, just a disposable asset to be used up and discarded without fanfare or remorse. Where there are no potlucks, or holiday parties, or anything of that nature allowed (they will say "company liability" or some other bullshit to 'justify' this inhuman treatment). If Project 2025 has any say, this is exactly the kind of workplace you can expect in the near future. So be glad that you have the event and that people are participating in it. This isn't the 1970s, we are in the terrible 2020s. Things are much more inhuman now.
But back to what I was saying, as you approach old age and the end of your life, your priorities begin to change, and there aren't many people that have wishes in regards to what they could've done in the workplace. Those wishes and regrets are over what they could've done for their families, and themselves, and they might try to make up for it before death finally comes. But it will never be for the workplace. anonymous 11 hours ago
"I never said I was better than anyone else, and I am NOT being stuckup or full of rage or whatever."
I beg to differ, see next
"Also, it isn't about chicken. The chicken lady isn't here anymore, thank god! My entire point was that a potluck is about EFFORT, people preparing food for others in their own kitchen and bringing it. What is the point if they are just going to run into the store, or order Instacart on their way to work?"
You really need to get over yourself. You really sound like the "Potluck Queen". oMg! tHeY wEnT tO iNsTaCaRt...tHeY dIdnT mAkE iT tHeMsElVeS. Seriously? What does it matter that the honey roasted ham was prepared at Ralphs or Vons rather than prepared at someone's home?
I bet you are a nightmare to work with, because I'm sure your behavior isn't confined to the potluck. anonymous 11 hours ago
^and the fact you want to busywork your coworkers proves that you are a bully. "Effort" anonymous 10 hours ago
There is a new kind of potluck called Zotluck where you have to give all your food to the boss, politicians, and the highest members of the church. Failure to provide the best food for the Zotluck will result in you going to prison. And only the high ups get to eat at the Zotluck. anonymous 7 hours ago
"I feel like people can make ONE damn dish at home the night before or early before work to bring, "
You sure seem like the little micromanaging Nazi. Maybe the food quality will get better if you were actually nice to people. But I take it this potluck is arranged by YOU, and dictated by YOU. Sieg Heil, mein Fuhrer! And you act shocked and shaken when you get mostly shit quality. :-| anonymous 7 hours ago
hahaha, look at all these Potluck cheap skates commenting here. Yeah, seriously, it's about time you saw yourself losers. Make a dish of something or don't come to party. It's seriously rude for you to always rely on the same people to do these things.
We see you, we know who you are! LAZY ASSED PEOPLE.
Including you Scott! Lazy fucker anonymous 6 hours ago
"hahaha, look at all these Potluck cheap skates"
Whatever you say, mein Fuhrer. I feel real sorry for your coworkers who have to put up with your shit. Hopefully they will all bring nothing but vending machine snacks to the next potluck just to spite you. I know I would anonymous 3 hours ago
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Sandy 1 day ago
anonymous 1 day ago
Mack 1 day ago
There are people on the planet who don't have anything to eat, at all. You had a nice spread to choose from today, and instead got rageful and stuck-up over it, because....a bucket of chicken?
gg 1 day ago
I never said I was better than anyone else, and I am NOT being stuckup or full of rage or whatever. Also, it isn't about chicken. The chicken lady isn't here anymore, thank god! My entire point was that a potluck is about EFFORT, people preparing food for others in their own kitchen and bringing it. What is the point if they are just going to run into the store, or order Instacart on their way to work? I mean, anyone can run into the store? This was about making something that is a recipe to share that most people don't get on a regular basis or can find anywhere else. You can't just walk into a store and get a ham fresh from a crock pot! But I can walk into any store, even a gas station, and pick up a bag of Fritos and dip! So, why bring that? It seems like NO mindfulness or concern was put into it, and that is shallow and rude to me! If they don't want to take part in it, they don't have to! But to just buy a cheap bag of chips or some soda, or a bag of candy? That isn't contributing to a shared meal! I mean , fine bring that and share, but you have to bring REAL food or a dessert too! A litter of Pepsi is NOT adding anything of substance or thought! No one makes Pepsi at home! Disagree with me, whatever, but it doesn't make me the "office Karen" or a snob or any of that, I am not the one who was inconsiderate and RUDE RUDE RUDE! And now I am being attacked over it? this is a good example of our we lost our way as people! We USED to all know what a potluck was about, and what homemade food meant. Not no one gets why that is so ridiculous to bring nothing personal to the table! If someone doesn't cook, fine I guess, I don't get that, but then don't come to work that day, or don't indulge in other people's stuff that they brought! I had to go back to the cubicle to avoid saying anything to those THREE people in our office who were chowing down on MY ham, when they ALL brought quick stuff from the store! One didn't even bother opening what they brought and it is STILL sitting there! They will just take it home! That is SO cheeky! I feel like if people don't bring something to contribute, but still want to eat, they should have to pay to compensate! There is no trade off otherwise. The idea is to SHARE, not just a few people being gluttons while others provide!
Samantha 1 day ago
anonymous 1 day ago
anonymous 1 day ago
anonymous 1 day ago
So what? No one is REQUIRED to go out of their way to prepare a whole ass meal for anyone, not men, not women, no one. It doesn't mean they are lazy or useless, and the idea is to bring SOMETHING, and that is what everyone did do. You and OP are total snotty and spoiled privileged little twits. No one has to explain to you WHY they won't or can't slave over a prize fuckin' ham or blue-ribbon shitty-ass calorie ridden casserole. People are tired, they have lives, families, kids, other activities outside of work, hobbies, second and even third jobs and side gigs just trying to makes end meet! They might have a disabled or elderly relative they are in charge of, they might have a kid with special needs that takes up more time than most kids, or has appointments they have to go to all evening. Ever think that other people have shit going on and there might be a REASON they can't find the time or energy to make something at home? If they did, they'd probably rather have that, but they can't! So get over it! And even if they simply DO NOT WANT TO, so what even???
S Bar L Rancher 1 day ago
anonymous 11 hours ago
There is always that one fucking' cheapo at every work related potluck"
Excuse me, mein Fuhrer, but be happy that anyone brings anything to the potluck, or that you have one in the first place. Don't be so judging on what the other coworkers bring. They have families and money's tight. And family comes before their workplaces chums.
anonymous 11 hours ago
Did anyone on their death bed ever say "Gee, I wish I could've made my coworkers happier!" I don't think so. But your workplace could just be a place where everyone is literally treated like a robot, just a disposable asset to be used up and discarded without fanfare or remorse. Where there are no potlucks, or holiday parties, or anything of that nature allowed (they will say "company liability" or some other bullshit to 'justify' this inhuman treatment). If Project 2025 has any say, this is exactly the kind of workplace you can expect in the near future. So be glad that you have the event and that people are participating in it. This isn't the 1970s, we are in the terrible 2020s. Things are much more inhuman now.
But back to what I was saying, as you approach old age and the end of your life, your priorities begin to change, and there aren't many people that have wishes in regards to what they could've done in the workplace. Those wishes and regrets are over what they could've done for their families, and themselves, and they might try to make up for it before death finally comes. But it will never be for the workplace.
anonymous 11 hours ago
I beg to differ, see next
"Also, it isn't about chicken. The chicken lady isn't here anymore, thank god! My entire point was that a potluck is about EFFORT, people preparing food for others in their own kitchen and bringing it. What is the point if they are just going to run into the store, or order Instacart on their way to work?"
You really need to get over yourself. You really sound like the "Potluck Queen". oMg! tHeY wEnT tO iNsTaCaRt...tHeY dIdnT mAkE iT tHeMsElVeS. Seriously? What does it matter that the honey roasted ham was prepared at Ralphs or Vons rather than prepared at someone's home?
I bet you are a nightmare to work with, because I'm sure your behavior isn't confined to the potluck.
anonymous 11 hours ago
anonymous 10 hours ago
anonymous 7 hours ago
You sure seem like the little micromanaging Nazi. Maybe the food quality will get better if you were actually nice to people. But I take it this potluck is arranged by YOU, and dictated by YOU. Sieg Heil, mein Fuhrer! And you act shocked and shaken when you get mostly shit quality. :-|
anonymous 7 hours ago
We see you, we know who you are! LAZY ASSED PEOPLE.
Including you Scott! Lazy fucker
anonymous 6 hours ago
Whatever you say, mein Fuhrer. I feel real sorry for your coworkers who have to put up with your shit. Hopefully they will all bring nothing but vending machine snacks to the next potluck just to spite you. I know I would
anonymous 3 hours ago
Aka "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"oH wHy dIdN'T eVerYoNe jUsT bE a gOoD cOmPliAnT sLaVe aNd dO wHaT I tOlD tHeM tO dO?!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
anonymous 3 hours ago