mud flood

Small world of going to my cousins house long time ago and someone who knew me but I didnt know them lived next door. It was the first time I felt confused to be polite to someone. But it was plausible that I did know her and never noticed her. The other girl who used to watch over us at sunday school occasionally lived in my cousins house under an assumed name. I don't know why. Whether she was 14 or 20 or 50 years old, she was smoking cigarettes with my aunt, had crows feet but also looked teenager. I noticed my cousins house was fake because parts of it would go in and out of existence, like sometimes they had a backyard pool, but sometimes that door went nowhere and it was covered over in concrete. Lots of stuff would just appear in cardboard boxes one day and be unpacked the next. My cousin would get ringworm from being in the mud, which scared the shit out of me. I hate mud now. One time my grand mother was talking to my father a long time, we spent the whole day chopping up flowering shrubs and snakes, she was sickly talking about bringing over a fertilizer and pouring it on the stump that remained of the flowering shurbs. Even the snakes I did feel bad for them getting chopped up. She was talking to him and I was so bored I took a bunch of monopoly houses like you place on the squares in monopoly and put them on the ground where there wasn't any grass and flooded it. I felt stupid and spastic for doing that, but I can't deny that it was cool to see how each house held up against the mud flood. Anyway I was like 24 years old when I did that. It's because I wanted to play SimCity3000 so bad. But nobody bought it for me. I got a stupid knockoff for christmas called City Builder where the gameplay was railroaded to just placing objects in a set order. So I lashed out at 24 years old and got exactly what I wanted, to the look of condescending outrage on my grand mothers face seeing her grand son putting plastic houses on the mud to play real Sim City. I rotated 180 degrees to look at her face. My dad was uncomfortable. "Huh, I guess insurance is going to go through the roof," I told her, then walked back inside. Fuck you

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anonymous Funny February 03, 2025 at 4:40 pm 0 0