Jack Black sucks

He does. I grew up seeing his movies. I remember first seeing him with a unibrow on The Cable Guy, then School of Rock, then Nacho Libre, and now on every mindless piece of schlock ever.

He is not funny, and never was. I see that now. His brand of humor is something you outgrow when you're like 12. Family Guy did a skit where he was at a dinner party and ripped his shirt off and said to an old guy "You'll never understand being young" and that's pretty much how his movies all go.

School of Rock sucks. It was always a dull fucking movie. I was part of the target demographic and I'm part of the generation that for some reason clamors for that film. It's dull. It's not funny. The ending is unbelievable, where the parent's are booing actual musicians because their 9 year old kids who just started performing lost against people who had years of practice.

And the way Jack Black acts about music. He played a record store snob on High Fidelity (pretentious shit) and I picture him being that way in real life. He kind of talked that way on School of Rock, and I've seen interviews where he acts like only he knows music. He was being so smug on one interview how he knew Nirvana from Bleach, when everyone else's first exposure to the band was from Nevermind. True fan right there! He's like the kind of dickhead who thinks they know everything.

Can he, The Rock, Kevin Hart, Scarlet Johanson, Taylor Swift, and Tom Hanks all (please) go into a vortex to Hell now?

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anonymous Other April 27, 2025 at 5:24 pm 1 0