I think its safe to say

To those who have cousins, I bet all of them suck.

One bitchy cunt of a cousin who was like 15 years older than me, had a kid about my age who was the biggest hyperactive brat in the world. Incredibly ill-mannered and always did whatever the hell he wanted. Always had new toys that he got for no reason regularly, got to eat descent food, and go on a million trips to places. Couldn't listen to anyone. He was always right. Everything had to be his way. Everyone would put up with him and jump through hoops to get along as he behaved horribly and his parents did nothing about it.

My other two cousins, the ones who I spent the most time around were on my other parent's side of the family. These two were spoiled as fuck due to having a deadbeat mother. They got incredibly spoiled by all relatives who all gave them everything in some attempt to compensate. The thing is my mother was very horrible, my dad a piece of Frank Gallagher shit, and no one kissed my ass or anything. I was always ignored and forgotten about by relatives, and I know most of them had me written off as garbage who'd never amount to anything. Like I was dealt 1000X worse than these cousins and never behaved how they did (they'd call grandma fat and always fought and started shit) yet I was treated like I was a thief.

Fast forward a couple decades. The 2000s were basically the peak of cousin's lives. They were too spoiled and stuck up to see it then, but that was as good as it was ever going to get for their lives and now they can't stand it.

The first cousin gained about a good 40 pounds that seems to not be going anywhere. The older he got, the most snooty and reserved he became. Basically, now he's a stuckup know-it-all who obsesses over 2000s shit like he's the only one who knows what Shrek is.

Of the other two, they both lead mediocre lives, and don't care about anyone but themselves. Funny, with how spoiled and coddled they were, they don't have any regard for anyone but themselves. Basically, they're bitter and miserable, and remain obsessed with memories they barely have of shit they did decades ago. I'm really amazed the stork hasn't visited with either of them. Thank God, they'd both make shitty parents.

There was a rant on here about a week ago of someone talking about their spoiled cousins, and I related to it. How the cousins got everything, and the person writing the rant actually had things they had to deal with. I guess from experience, I'll just say it does get better. My adult life is 10000000000000000000000000000000000000X easier and more stable than my "childhood" ever was. I can fondly look back at what very few memories I have of that time that were good, but would never, ever, want to fucking go back. Things were horrible then. In other words, you're never going to see me acting like I was the only one who ever watched Kim Possible or could have seen Zathura.

I have some level of peace and stability now, which I never did in those years, and can now enjoy the basic liberties that these cousins always had and took for granted.

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anonymous Relationships February 28, 2025 at 12:35 pm 0 0